The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

  1. 3D AGO

    800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez

    Democratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trump introduces self-deportation app for illegal immigrants SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off Meundies - go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   00:00 - Tiger Wood’s new Gal 01:00 - Intro 01:28 - Electrocution software / back from LA 06:56 - Hustler interaction 09:28 - Bernie Sanders 13:40 - AI Down syndrome cam girls? 16:43 - Harry Sisson 35:55 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 38:01 - Indiana teacher forced minors to have group s*x while wearing Scream masks 44:31 - Woman strangled during conjugal visit 47:03 - Alec Baldwin’s bad new show 52:08 - Ryan and Danny argue with an AI girlfriend 1:00:36 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 1:01:08 - JFK and Epstein drops were underwhelming 1:06:17 - Trump’s bad portrait 1:10:15 - Tiger Woods 1:12:49 - AD - Meundies - go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off 1:14:37 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:16:38 - Self-deportation app for illegal immigrants? 1:22:16 - Woman attempts to “decolonize” her love life by not dating white men 1:35:49 - British Muslim land acknowledgements? 1:36:39 - Meghan Trainor and Ozempic 1:38:35 - 800 lb fetish model pretends to eat people  1:49:58 - Wrap-up

    1h 50m

  2. MAR 21

    Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle

    Bald men are being hunted for the gold inside their skulls in Mozambique, Endeavor Air strikes again! And Ryan’s old Bodega guy is a SNITCH! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   00:00 - Polyamory 01:15 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 01:50 - Intro 02:16 - Endeavor Air strikes again 10:18 - Bonus season 12:54 - Confused fan 13:53 - Hating on podcasters / Michelle Obama 27:53 - Gavin Newsom’s Podcast 33:53 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 35:57 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 37:52 - Hate for Gavin’s podcast 47:05 - Meghan Markle’s show 59:15 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 1:00:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:10 - Dominican Republic spring break disappearance 1:07:06 - Ryan’s old bodega guy is a SNITCH 1:14:38 - Bill Belichick’s 24 year old girlfriend 1:16:44 - Mozambiquians mining gold from bald men’s heads? 1:26:13 - Bad science 1:31:34 - Health warning issued to femcels 1:36:15 -  Canadians who want to be absorbed into USA 1:43:18 - Canadian Trump Sandwich / Rage rooms 1:51:31 - Wrap up

    1h 52m

  3. MAR 14

    Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'

    Most humans are bisexual - claims scientist, the fellas dive into the Gabby Petito documentary, and Starbucks ex-employee claims he was harassed for being straight! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast to get 40% off VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 MANDO - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Micro Agression 01:09 - Intro 01:34 - Boys are back! 01:51 - Buttcracks were the star of Milan fashion week 04:27 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 05:14 - Ryan’s elevator situation 08:18 - Micro man 15:52 - Gabby Petito documentary 25:22 - Belle Gibson 32:10 - AD - Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast to get 40% off 34:50 - AD - VIIA - Go to https://viiahemp.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 36:52 - Tracker ring for couples 43:48 - Weeklong orgasm retreats for women cost $15K 46:38 - Swingers 53:30 - Tesla stocks 56:20 - Mahmoud Khalil 1:00:49 - Tariffs  1:05:04 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 1:06:54 - AD - MANDO - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order 1:09:46 - Is Trudeau out or what? 1:22:58 - Transmaxxing 1:36:30 - Armie Hammer doing interviews again 1:38:45 - Soccer may actually need DEI training 1:40:04 - Scientist claims most humans are bisexual 1:44:33 - Ex-Starbucks employee claims he was harassed for being straight 1:49:07 - Wrap-up

    1h 50m

  4. MAR 7

    TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY

    Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump’s state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Danny AWOL 00:36 - Intro 01:01 - Welcome Guests 06:44 - Trump’s gone WWE mode 09:32 - Guy with cane kicked out 12:26 - AOC handcuffed 14:39 - Hood lady 15:57 - Hot Mic 16:32 - Rob Ford’s brother 17:49 - Mike Meyers’ Elon impression 20:00 - Shane on SNL 22:22 - Why is Trump antagonizing Canada? 25:18 - Russia / Ukraine / Mineral deal 33:04 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 35:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription 36:36 - Zelensky backtracking / what is his argument? 46:06 - America likes to prop people up and watch them fall 52:20 - Results? 53:45 - Elon / People selling their teslas 1:03:07 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to https://getsoul.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:05:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:20 - Economic boycott 1:17:36 - Checking in with Mystery 1:20:18 - Trans men pass easier? / epidemic of knuckle-crushing handshakes 1:22:48 - Recine’s spicy jokes 1:25:25 - Ryan’s censorship issue 1:33:07 - Pulling public funds 1:42:41 - Epstein files

    1h 48m

  5. FEB 28

    Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit  w/ Sam Tallent

    Stand up Comedian Sam Tallent joins the boys in Vancouver to discuss Musk’s Jim Carrey-centric DMs, going to Jazz clubs, and Travel hacks for people who don’t like traveling. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy   Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:54 - The goo in Antarctica 4:31 - Baldoni 6:15 - Musk’s DMs 11:50 - Canada Rocks 20:30 - Ride or die 26:35 - Hindsight 27:41 - Writing 29:49 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 31:34 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 33:33 - Managers 38:15 - Travel hack for people that don’t like traveling 40:52 - Jazz 44:42 - Best old race to be 48:30 - 2 shirts become one 54:00 - Dicks last resort / Travel 1:01:35 - AD - Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com/BOYSCAST to start earning points on your rent 1:03:07 - AD - Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off 1:05:43 - Man on the street 1:11:32 - Drugs 1:21:15 - Meth Reddit

    1h 42m

  6. FEB 20

    Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism

    Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of “Palestinians,” Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what could go wrong? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/boyscast AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription SOUL CBD - Go to https://getsoul.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order Birddogs - Go to https://birddogs.com and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy   Chapters:   00:00 - Maximum efficiency 01:18 - Intro 01:42 - Faithfulness 03:20 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 03:40 - JJ Versus Audience 06:10 - Fear of flying = common sense 06:52 - Upside-down plane 11:00 - Endeavor Airlines 16:00 - Self-driving taxi 20:20 - Ryan beefing with ChatGPT again 21:45 - California wants you to drink toilet water like a dog 28:05 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15%  29:52 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 31:55 - Elon modern day Genghis Kahn? 44:39 - Elon’s Baby mama drama 1:00:18 - AD - Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription 1:02:17 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to https://getsoul.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:04:24 - Musk & government secrets 1:11:01 - Elon isn’t as rich as you think he is 1:14:24 - Canadian guy selling his teslas 1:18:56 - What will we throw at Danny now? 1:20:35 - Blogger claims women are happier as crazy spinster cat-ladies 1:25:50 - “Her” in reverse 1:27:50 - JP Morgan 1:28:44 - Stop making fun of Jewish food 1:31:01 - JP Morgan 1:36:09 - Guy attempts to murder “Palestinians” in Florida 1:37:56 - AD -  Birddogs - Go to https://birddogs.com and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat 1:40:00 - Germany going full nanny-state 1:47:32 - Pakistani grifter lady update 1:48:16 - As a white man….. 2:01:48 - Wrap up

    2h 3m

  7. FEB 14

    Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!

    Kanye’s WILD tweets, booing Taylor Swift at the Superbowl is somehow Trump’s fault, and Ryan explains how he bullies chat gpt SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping Hims- Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Toronto Man’s Superbowl Reaction 00:43 - Intro 01:10 - No headphones on the subway 07:45 - Superbowl halftime thoughts 13:37 - Kendrick’s coded message for black people 16:38 - Snoop & Brady’s cringe Superbowl ad 20:05 - Kanye’s shirts and crazy tweets 28:37 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 29:58 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 31:36 - Why Taylor Swift being booed at the superbowl was even more chilling than you think 39:57 - Bigorexia is on the rise! 51:12 - Ryan fighting with robots 1:01:43 - AD - Hims- Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:03:49 - AD - Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order 1:05:59 - Small boobs are all the rage 1:07:28 - Fat girl on breakfast club 1:09:55 - Bigorexia: wanting to get ripped is a mental disorder now? 1:22:47 - Ozempic making people blind? 1:33:24 - “Deep” dive into small penis problems reddit 1:45:25 - Wrap up

    1h 46m

  8. FEB 7

    CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING

    Facebook removes tampons from mens rooms only to have them replaced by protesing employees, an Indian comic gets beaten severely after mocking Bollywood superstar, and a Canadian legend gets his hog frozen to the ground during an arrest. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! VIIA - Go to https://viia.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 15% off and a free gift for new customers Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription BILT - Go to https://joinblt.com/boyscast to start earning points on rent you already pay AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy

    1h 43m
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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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  • Creator
    The Boys
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    291
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2021 The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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