34 episodes

Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber are two Canadian comedians nearing the end of their underwhelming careers. Once a week they sit down and air their grievances while drinking nut based smoothies because neither one can afford professional therapy.

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Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber are two Canadian comedians nearing the end of their underwhelming careers. Once a week they sit down and air their grievances while drinking nut based smoothies because neither one can afford professional therapy.

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Batman is our Enemy

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Batman is our Enemy

    Social distancing. “I never thought I would live to see bleach make a comeback.” Sean has a really good analogy about muffins. If you grew up in Edmonton, you know all about Coeur d'Alene. Was Kathleen too young for the Sunday Night Show? 9/11. Humans are like goldfish. Should we still support Batman given the role of bats in our current pandemic? AFTER ALL HE’S DONE TO US?!?!? You can’t be monogamous during a pandemic. Don’t Google anything. Conspiracy theories. Country music: we didn't steal it from black people, that's how you know it sucks. And more…Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

    • 1 hr 9 min
    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Comedy Cuckold

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Comedy Cuckold

    Are there cucks in the animal kingdom? God has gotten better at drawing over the years. What is your favourite Asian? It would suck if every immigrant was a white teen. If you work during coronavirus you should get a bonus, except for grocery store workers. Learn how to punch a box, idiot. Kathleen watches porn on her phone. Sean wants a dry foot jerk. Male nurses have it tough. I can’t wait to sink my teeth into these premises. A wet pussy is nine thousand sneezes. Don’t trigger yourself. Kathleen googles “face dildo.” Sean says it should be on the forehead so you can headbang. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

    • 1 hr 5 min
    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Coronavirus

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Coronavirus

    Kathleen’s funeral will be a touching, not a viewing. Pin the needle on the fetus. Kathleen used to wash her hands until they were bleeding. What if pink eye made you immune to coronavirus? F**k Fabricland! Sean used to get his ‘janit’ on. Kathleen still remembers all the people who puked at school. Sean can’t puke around other people. Coronavirus update. “The Divide In Code.” Kathleen is a fish murderer. Sean threw out a bunch of old photos. You shouldn't do things 'Wet market style' anymore. Rhinos need to be bitten by bats so they can rebound as a species. Is he eating popcorn on a swing? Saskatche-what?

    • 1 hr 6 min
    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: What is Jesus' Mom's name?

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: What is Jesus' Mom's name?

    There are no depressed chimps. Whales evolved from wolves. Do fish sleep? Did you know that cats have abortions? Nature films are mostly murder and Sean wishes they had less sex. Are you less of a lady if you don’t mind cum? It’s a difficult time to be a serial killer. Kathleen has her first "book story" of the podcast. Comedy isn’t football. My life is a rainy day. Follow us everywhere at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

    • 1 hr
    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Fake Cheating

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Fake Cheating

    This week on the best podcast in the world: What is your ha-dometer reading? This podcast is dedicated to the truckers of North America. Sean can’t live without milk and cheese. Guys used to like no asses. Now they like asses. Or did they like asses all along? People from small downs don’t cut their turds. When is the best age for your parents to get divorced? Fake cheating is the quickest way to break up with someone. Sean hates the people walking around wearing surgical masks. Kathleen has been thrifting. Are you here to buy something for a prettier friend? Find us on social media and Youtube here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

    • 1 hr 4 min
    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Super Time Half Bowl

    The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Super Time Half Bowl

    Kathleen has two more problems than Sean. “I would die to look that fat!” Get that spaghetti outta here! That's how little cats respect us. Can we do a kid roast? All ashes go in one spot. What if you want your body everywhere? Why isn’t it called the bat flu? Sean wants to ride an elk. Kathleen is into massage porn. Russians have huge hands. Sean s***s on heaven and hell. Another scratchy ticket failure. Like and Subscribe! Find us on social: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

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Can’t wait to listen yes I’m ahead of my self but I know I’ll love it

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Kathleen McGee told me the only way she would consider allowing me take her out for a meal and compliment her appearance is o write a raving review. She had to explain the exchange a few times and slowly, while using slow words and demanding my total attention. It was hard to follow so I hope I am doing it right. My gift certificate to Gary's Pizza and Subs Experience expires pretty soon. I have also been informed that I will be purchasing four copies of her upcoming comedy album
" Deliciously Vulgar " coming out AUGUST 3rd, just in time for Arbor Day.

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Brent butt told me to subscribe and review

Worst advice I ever read on the internet.

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