The Early Thing

Rich and Important Productions
The Early Thing

Do you ever get the feeling that nothing matters and you are pointless? Good! So do I, But I bet you don’t scream at girls on Instagram in your car at 3 am like I do. This podcast is for self-improvement. I say this because after listening to a full-grown adult scream about Tik Tok alone in his car at 3 am, you WILL feel better about your life choices. I'm here to get you through your day, one rant at a time. Welcome to "The Early Thing"

  1. 02/16/2024

    Snuggles With Men | The Early Thing #48

    PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE podcasts AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch is a live action romantic thriller that takes you on an emotional ride through the life of a flat-earther. Join our hero as he embarks on a journey that is full of whimsy, jokes, and some tears. Growing up in Brooklyn, his upbringing is nothing but harsh, but he holds true to his past and blasts off into the future. How far can a human be pushed until he is forced to do the unthinkable? Where does our hero find the true nature of his past? Will he overcome all odds and win the Middlesex, PA North Regional spelling bee? And can crocodiles truly wear Crocs? ---Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cman/support

    13 min

  2. 02/08/2024

    Self Hickey Machine | The Early Thing #47

    PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch is a live action romantic thriller that takes you on an emotional ride through the life of a flat-earther. Join our hero as he embarks on a journey that is full of whimsy, jokes, and some tears. Growing up in Brooklyn, his upbringing is nothing but harsh, but he holds true to his past and blasts off into the future. How far can a human be pushed until he is forced to do the unthinkable? Where does our hero find the true nature of his past? Will he overcome all odds and win the Middlesex, PA North Regional spelling bee? And can crocodiles truly wear Crocs? ---Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cman/support

    13 min

  3. 02/02/2024

    Cuntown | The Early Thing #46

    Why doesn't my mom like me now? PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch is a live action romantic thriller that takes you on an emotional ride through the life of a flat-earther. Join our hero as he embarks on a journey that is full of whimsy, jokes, and some tears. Growing up in Brooklyn, his upbringing is nothing but harsh, but he holds true to his past and blasts off into the future. How far can a human be pushed until he is forced to do the unthinkable? Where does our hero find the true nature of his past? Will he overcome all odds and win the Middlesex, PA North Regional spelling bee? And can crocodiles truly wear Crocs?

    18 min

  4. 01/23/2024

    Let's Chop Cats | The Early Thing #45

    This morning, the sad man yells at kitten videos which are like so hectin cute i mean how is this dummy so mad at it like seriously get with the program/ He got a long time of catching up but I think he's still got it.  This episode was recorded idk like 2 years ago  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

    13 min

  5. 01/18/2024

    Dangerous Frat Bros | The Early Thing #44

    This morning, the sad man is back! He got a long time of catching up but I think he's still got it.  This episode was recorded idk like 2 years ago  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

    23 min

  6. 08/05/2020

    Amy Schumer Is Disgusting Ft. Archibald Eagle | The Early Thing #43

    This morning, the sad man is back! He got a friend on it too, but I think he's still got it. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

    12 min

  7. 06/17/2020

    One Month Matters | The Early Thing #42

    Show some support for the Black Lives Matter movement by signing this petition for the unjust killing of Breonna Taylor, or by donating in any amount possible. Sign to support: https://act.colorofchange.org/sign/justiceforbre-breonna-taylor-officers-fired/?source=ab_searchads&gclid=CjwKCAjw_qb3BRAVEiwAvwq6VnJfwL5F-b_1uHG2cxMj2a8sGSyFfE6HRirOncsS_jOgxuEcGWE4dRoCu_EQAvD_BwE This morning, the sad man is back! He may be a little rusty, but I think he's still got it. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you.

    15 min

  8. 05/18/2020

    A Very Special Guest! | The Early Thing #41

    This morning, Philip Seymour Hoffman, no relation, stops by to share his opinions on many things. He is totally a real person so everything he says is totally real and allowed to be criticized. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ Song used in ad read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeD33eft2Do If the owner has an issue with the song being used please feel free to reach out directly by messaging my twitter above and thank you. _______________________________

    12 min
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Do you ever get the feeling that nothing matters and you are pointless? Good! So do I, But I bet you don’t scream at girls on Instagram in your car at 3 am like I do. This podcast is for self-improvement. I say this because after listening to a full-grown adult scream about Tik Tok alone in his car at 3 am, you WILL feel better about your life choices. I'm here to get you through your day, one rant at a time. Welcome to "The Early Thing"

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  • Creator
    Rich and Important Productions
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Rich and Important Productions
  • Show Website
    The Early Thing

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