The Family Burrito

Jessica and Christine Zethraus
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The Family Burrito

The Family Burrito Podcast is about two sisters who lived in a f**ked up family, told by two sisters who know it by heart. Join Christine and Jessie as they reminisce over their crazy childhood and the family secrets that came with it.

  1. 03/06/2023

    Healing Our Alcoholic Crack- Smokin’ Father Wounds (Special Guest ‘Little Man’)

    In this episode Sister Jessie and Christine discuss... Today we have a special guest! Jessie’s dog “Little Man”! Check out episode 57 on youtube: https://youtu.be/l29MCnST0Js Jessie’s sad doggy news Christine is overworked and busy…again Why 7th grade is rough Blending families with mindfulness Creating a solid co-parent partnership with your ex The miracle of surrendering Technology ruining youth’s coping skills Anxiety in puberty Teaching your child how to set boundaries Kids forming untrue beliefs about their parents How the pandemic affected kids’ basic math skills Choosing to feel fulfillment Jessie is always running errands and sitting in traffic Christine describes her work day at the hospital Christine opening her own tele-psych private practice Thank you to our listeners for your support. Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram  Christine’s Mental Health Podcast Latest Episode: episode 38: the memory (How My Dad's Alcoholism Impacted My Childhood Memories) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    26 min

  2. 01/23/2023

    Healing our Daddy Issues (#56)

    In this episode sisters Jessie and Christine discuss… Why Jessie should never do our podcast intros How nursery rhymes influenced Christine’s writing Christine’s flirting with Santa Claus at 7 years old How are father’s sick humor influenced our childhood Friday the 13th Our dad haunted Christine’s house after his death Our dad making jokes about Jessie being gay from beyond the grave Why Jessie’s Mom is mad at her Jessie saw angels on Christmas Eve Why men hate long texts messages A guy pulling a gun out on Jessie during road rage Habit-forming books Jessie is reading Starting our day off with gratitude Thank you to our listeners for your support. Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram  Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 38: the memory (How My Dad's Alcoholism Impacted My Childhood Memories) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    45 min

  3. 12/31/2022

    What the hell is that smell? (#55)

    This is a Podcast about two Sisters raised in a F**ked Up Family. Welcome back to The Family Burrito Podcast -Episode 55. Sisters Jessie and Christine discuss… Our dysregulated nervous systems Deb Dana- Polyvagal Theory Book Building resiliency Reading peoples’ tone’s wrong Christine shared reading voice tones wrong Shut down during a conflict Feeling attacked and rejected during conflict Jessie explains what “left me on read” means Jessie’s fight or flight pattern in the mornings Making things personal during conflict The thing we’re never going to get in childhood Letting go of attachment Becoming the thing you didn’t get in childhood Resources: Deb Dana's Polyvagal Theory in Therapy Book -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you to our listeners for your support.  Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram  Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART TWO) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    37 min

  4. 12/24/2022

    #54-Dad's Drinking Again

    http://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode, Jessie and Christine talk about... Our Dad gave Christine alcohol at 3 years old My Unorthodox Life  Jessie dressing like a little boy WIFI issues Christine's Private Psychiatry Practice Christine's podcast slump Why do we resist rest? What do with childhood uncomfortable memories Our bodies hold childhood memories (The Body Keeps the Score) Questioning our limiting beliefs  How Christine handled flooding memories of our dad drinking How our dad caught Jessie to cope with stress  Coping mechanisms  When do stop blaming our parents for our choices? Resources:  https://www.besselvanderkolk.com/resources/the-body-keeps-the-score -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you to our listeners for your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction. Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one-sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently. Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram  Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART TWO) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    36 min

  5. 12/03/2022

    #53- Our Dad's Russian Bride (audio)

    Sisters Christine and Jessie have a MIND-BLOWING conversation. For the first time, Jessie tells the story of our Dad pursuing a Russian bride. Christine is shocked. Listen and watch along as Christine finds out new details never heard before. You can't make this s**t up! http://thefamilyburrito.org/ Topics: Why Jessie hates Russians The catalog of Russian brides our dad had Our Dad asked a 12-year-old Jessie to pick her Mommy Finding a Russian girlfriend online Our Dad’s Russian bride with the same name as his mother The Russian bride scamming $30,000 from our father Our Dad sent Christine a pic of the Russian’s green thong Our Dad was a hopeless romantic Jessie's theory of why our dad couldn’t keep a girlfriend Jessie's mom cheated on our dad and got pregnant Why Jessie’s Mom got kicked out of high school Why is Jessie normal despite all her parental drama Why Jessie living with our racist Grandmother was a good thing The letter from our dead grandfather Christine found Why consistency is important in childhood What Christine does when feeling uncertain Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast: website | Twitter | Instagram  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 37, part one: the gift (How Spirituality Plays a Positive Role in Mental Health Recovery with Dr. Jack Perkins) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine:  Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook ====================================================================== Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    33 min

  6. 12/03/2022

    #53- Our Dad's Russian Bride (Video)

    Sisters Christine and Jessie have a MIND-BLOWING conversation.  For the first time, Jessie tells the story of our Dad pursuing a Russian bride. Christine is shocked. Listen and watch along as Christine finds out new details never heard before.  You can't make this s**t up! http://thefamilyburrito.org/ Topics:  Why Jessie hates Russians The catalog of Russian brides our dad had Our Dad asked a 12-year-old Jessie to pick her Mommy Finding a Russian girlfriend online Our Dad’s Russian bride with the same name as his mother The Russian bride scamming $30,000 from our father Our Dad sent Christine a pic of the Russian’s green thong Our Dad was a hopeless romantic Jessie's theory of why our dad couldn’t keep a girlfriend Jessie's mom cheated on our dad and got pregnant Why Jessie’s Mom got kicked out of high school Why is Jessie normal despite all her parental drama Why Jessie living with our racist Grandmother was a good thing The letter from our dead grandfather Christine found Why consistency is important in childhood What Christine does when feeling uncertain Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast:  website | Twitter | Instagram  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 37, part one: the gift (How Spirituality Plays a Positive Role in Mental Health Recovery with Dr. Jack Perkins) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine:   Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook ====================================================================== Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    33 min

  7. 11/23/2022

    Happy Thanksgiving Racist Grandma Special (#52)

    http://thefamilyburrito.org/ In this episode, Jessie and Christine talk about... Our racist Grandmother Pressing people's buttons Getting drunk on Thanksgiving  Airlines post-pandemic  Pittsburgh Las Vegas Christine's crazy American Airlines flight Lyft and Uber rider ratings  Americans making things complicated Taking things personal  Christine's missing cat Taco Racists Politicians  Vaginas after childbirth  Dairy intolerance  Jessie is smoking weed...again  Joe Rogan smoking weed on camera  Thank you to our listeners for your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction. Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one-sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently. Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram  Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART TWO) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    35 min

  8. 11/08/2022

    How Our Dad Quit Heroin -Video (#51)

    http://thefamilyburrito.org/ youtube version In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss... Joining the army Getting off Heroin Joining the Air Force Trip to Austin, Texas Gay Clubs Breaking Ankle Jessie fighting our dad in a fight in Paris, France Sports Chiropractor Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction. Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one-sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently. Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram  Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART ONE) https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast

    36 min
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The Family Burrito Podcast is about two sisters who lived in a f**ked up family, told by two sisters who know it by heart. Join Christine and Jessie as they reminisce over their crazy childhood and the family secrets that came with it.

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  • Creator
    Jessica and Christine Zethraus
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    62
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jessica and Christine Zethraus
  • Show Website
    The Family Burrito

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