The Gay Power Half Hour The Gay Power Half Hour

This week the boys are fully vaxxed and thinking about hitting the streets in full face. Conservatives spread lies about vaccines and Biden's meat while a Republican congressman waves his weird sword in a bathroom. Tony moves toward more ethical eating habits but Casey still tries to get him canceled for his TV viewing habits. Cher saves an elephant, Tony smells something gay and the boys argue over aliens coming to Earth.

This week the boys take a field trip to a roller skating rink because life is almost back to normal middle school. Casey imagines an ironic way to vaccinate conservatives while Tony explains why he might be willing to have sex with one. Casey impersonates not one but two celebrities and Tony is not impressed with Chet Hanks. Derek Chauvin is guilty, Republicans of course get weird and racist about it, so the boys discuss why.

This week the boys welcome Colton Underwood to homosexuality and he may start reconsidering the closet. Tony fondly remembers getting handsy at a school dance while Casey teaches Tony how to check for ripe melons without fondling them. Casey worries about an HIV vaccine, Tony worries about staying up late, everyone worries about killer cops and no one worries about Bernie Madoff.

This week the boys have fun with animals. Tony is impressed by a giraffe’s vulnerability while Casey has an encounter with a much smaller creature. The boys discuss California’s grand reopening, worry about science and want to see your vaccine passports.

This week the boys appreciate trans people and shit talk their haters. Lil Nas X gets real gay with the Devil and the boys take a lot of tangents talking about how mainstream America may respond. Tony gets the Pfizer vaccine, Casey gets Moderna and Rep. Matt Gaetz gets his shot to register as a sex offender.

This week the boys discuss the second mass shooting in the US in as many weeks. America is back. Ten people die in Boulder and the boys argue over how crazy you have to be kill a bunch of people. Tony is mad at Biden for firing employees for smoking pot while Casey thinks a little less pot might help the administration focus on its goals. Tony reconsiders giving Casey his extra house key and the boys argue over the definition of “walking and chewing gum.”