The Golden Bachelorette with Sam's Dad

In which we interview special correspondent, 60+ man and Bachelor watcher, Joe Gibson, aka Sam's Dad...What was his Happenstance going into the first episode? Were ~any of the men up to standard? Do old people hook up on the first date?

Plus, we review the first episode of the season, covering our old crushes, Charles L., and an argument for Bachelor in Hospice.