The Hour Podcast Jeff and Jason

A fruit fly beat it’s wings, and we’re back!  Ya’ll ready for the latest episode?  A guy tries to kill a pastor, but got had different plans, which were of course to ignore the pain and suffering of millions so he could make sure that sports team got a touchdown.  An illegal cannabis shop goes up in smoke.  Scientist create a video game to make sure fruit flies get their exercise. Finally, your AI girlfriend’s motherboard is getting hot for Putin.  It’s been a while, but we’re so glad to welcoming you back to The Hour Pod.

It’s The Hour by the foot!  Hey, we’re back!  This week, a guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on, or at least a foot to stand on, with his insurance claim.  A woman makes a run for it but ends up in a cemetery, but not in the worst way.  China has an interesting new latte that half of us would try.  Finally, someone was dissatisfied at Subway, but it happened much faster than most people who have to wait an hour or two before they feel it.  We know it’s been a while so you’ll want to Hoover up the latest episode, because nobody does it like The Hour Pod.

Where did we come from, where did we go?   It doesn’t matter because we’re back!  It’s been a bit but guess what, things are still crazy in Florida because an officer unloads his gun on his own car because of an acorn.  US Marshals catch a criminal on the run using a metaphorical plate of bird seed under a box held up by a stick.  In this case, the bird see was a yoga teacher job.  A Kentucky congressman accidentally tries to make it legal to do it with your first cousin, and says no that was a mistake, I mean, unless it sounds like something you’d be into, which is totally a joke, unless it’s not. I”M KIDDING he said…. Or am I?  Finally, a former teacher loses her pension because no one will believe she’s not dead.  We’re not dead, so welcome back to The Hour! 

Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Maybe, but the pod should not be!  We’re back, and Happy New Year!  A guy goes noodling with his noodle in a Bass Pro Shop.  A dead man may still knock up his wife’s cousin.  Conservatives overjoyed because a kid accidentally gets pot laced candy, sadly for them it wasn’t on Halloween.  Finally, a dog bites a guy having sex, he was probably just insulted with how the guy was doing doggy style. How many shillings would you pay for one BBQ chip if you lived in 1880? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour! 

I’m interested in this week’s episode!  A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level.  Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun.  Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long, but maybe they can just scrape the overly toasted parts off.  A lady was sentenced to 60 days in fast food. Would you rather have endless shrimp or endless pod?  Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

Are you thankful for our latest episode?  This week, some people from west Philadelphia, born and raised, decided to rob a truck.  Some guy wants his mom’s shit in his butt.  Pigs may want to invade Minnesota, but maybe not, but if they are they are prepared.  Finally, a plane has to go back to JFK because a horse is on the lose.  It’s black Friday, so, welcome back to The Hour!