The Melting Pat

Pat Johnston
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The Melting Pat

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    Episode 508: Merry Little Questions

    After a Flyers Update from The Captain (3:34), Pat reviews the holiday movie: Merry Little Batman (10:09). Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    47 min

  2. NOV 28

    Episode 507: Thankipedia

    New music from you’re the worst (5:00), fan mail on Wikipedia sources (9:35), holiday weekends (13:44), and more. Find more from you're the worst here! Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    29 min

  3. NOV 23

    Episode 506: Check Your Boxes and Posts

    Music from crimmins (4:32), a gross one-star product review (9:56), scalpers getting hosed (20:46), a new N64 console (24:28), Tyson vs Paul (28:29), a Flyers Update from The Captain (37:39), and fan mail on how we got here (41:38). Find more from crimmins here! Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    1h 2m

  4. NOV 16

    Episode 505: Too Dumb to Fix What's Broken

    Pat rambles on political ignorance (2:01), plays new music from Jason Didner (17:08), and  shares the worst items our kids have broken (22:15). Plus: refusing to host Thanksgiving (30:34), a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:51), and more. Find more from Jason Didner here! Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    54 min

  5. NOV 9

    Episode 504: Reaching Out for More Patpeeves

    Pat shares more uncensored election thoughts (2:36), an entitled customer story (19:08), QR code menus (28:42), a Flyers Update from The Captain (39:59), and more. Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    49 min

  6. NOV 2

    Episode 503: Two Weeks and Too Many Coins

    New music from Too Close for Comfort (2:53), harvest parties (9:02), and giving two weeks notice (16:53). Plus a World Series recap (36:53), a Flyers Update from The Captain (43:38), and some uncensored thoughts on the election (46:23). Find more from Too Close for Comfort here! Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    1h 6m

  7. OCT 26

    Episode 502: Save Your Pennies for Pumpkins

    Pat rambles on going to the pumpkin patch (2:08) before recapping Halloween episodes from Rocko’s Modern Life (14:13) and Beavis and Butthead (27:43). Then: some trick-or-treat reminders (45:00), a Flyers Update from The Captain (51:00), and a tune from MUCH BETTER (59:30)! Find more from MUCH BETTER here! Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    1 hr

  8. OCT 19

    Episode 501: You Have to Be Okay with That

    Music from Oliver Keane (4:45), ignoring strangers (10:35), showing up unannounced (22:47), and big wigs working the sales floor (32:58). Find more from Oliver Keane here! Donate to our GoFundMe here! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here! Join the Patreon here! Find other network podcasts here! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here! Show notes

    53 min
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About

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

Information

  • Creator
    Pat Johnston
  • Years Active
    2015 - 2024
  • Episodes
    271
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Podcast Trademarked by Pat Johnston
  • Show Website
    The Melting Pat

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