The P-Valley Podcast P-Valley Podcast

The cast of The Valley can't seem to have a peaceful dinner together. Jesse Lally is unraveling before our eyes because Michelle wants to be with other men. Kristen and Luke are a cute couple, Jax says Michelle texts other men, Jax claims to be losing his hair so he can get paid, and Jesse & Michelle misdirect their anger at Kristen and Luke. Kristen is out here burning bridges and she's not even drunk. Kristen is great for reality TV, bad for friendships.

This week's episode of Vanderpump Rules was easily one of the best of season 11. Jax returns and Lisa Vanderpump pretends that she doesn't know about his event. Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty has a cameo and Brock stands up for his wife before she storms off. I was seated and highly entertained!

Can I get a Cecred promo code because the way Beyonce just changed my life with her Cecred haircare wash day video, whew chile! No one knows how to silence their haters like Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter, who hits us with the fire voice over where she explains:
“Now that Cecred is known for the quality of what it does for your hair, I think it’s about time I show y’all what it does for mine… There’s nothing in the world like the condition, nothing in the world! ...The stigma and misconception is that people that wear wigs don’t have long and healthy hair. That’s some b******t, cause it ain’t nobody business… My hair is flourishing." 

Mic drop. We have been silenced. Beyonce real hair 2024 video is live on her Instagram.

The Valley is one of the best shows on TV because we get to watch its castmembers doing dirt just like we got to see Tom Sandoval date Rachel Leviss in front of Ariana's face. Michelle Lally is rumored to have cheated on Jesse, but I don't think it's with a famous director because it looks like Jax name dropped "Quentin Tarantino." I could only see Michelle being friends with Quentin, who is married. Michelle is pretty enough to be with someone young and hot. We hope we'll get to find out who the A-list director is! Luke knows what's up!

Kristen Doute needs to upgrade her apartment, but not her man. Apparently Luke is well endowed. Luke seems like he loves Kristen. He’s grown on me. Jax is opening a bar, because why? He looks like he wants to sleep with his interviewees. Kristen and Jax are the MVPs of this show, unfortunately Kristen is still looking like a train wreck on TV. She means well, but she shouldn’t repeat what she’s been told because her plan, (was there a plan?) backfires! Cruz is the cutest. I hope he’s thriving.

Kristen Doute is back on our screens and we are all better for it. We meet some great couples and some couples headed for divorce, and we even have a pregnant cast member, Janet. I didn’t know I would enjoy The Valley so much but here we are! Kristen’s temper is ruining everything again. And why is Zack there? We don’t need him. He stirs the pot and ends up unscathed.