We're Only In It for the Mattress Money

Robert and Colette begin their podcasting careers by begging potential sponsors to pay attention to them, beginning their quest to become the most famous people in the city of [REDACTED], Georgia. They talk podcast lingo, the American Gladiators, shipping Pringles, making human remains into Pringles, whether or not Casper Mattresses is owned by Ghosts, fighting the B-52s in a Waffle House parking lot, Fred Schneider as a Freddy Krueger, testicle grooming services, and Crypt Keeper money. They're ready for the Brinks truck to back up to their house, folks!

Listener mail should be sent to sonicyouthhotdog@gmail.com

Colette can be found on Twitter at @colettearrand

Robert can be found on Twitter at @atomic_elbow

Our podcast art is by Josh Latta, who is on Instagram at @lattaland

Our theme song is "Real Talk" by Nicky Flowers. Find them on Bandcamp here.