The Stygian Gambit Chapter Four: The Johnny Cocksures and the Laundry Ambush

Gooscher has a plan. A brilliant plan. Sneak away from the guards and hide in a laundry basket. Then, when the guards come looking for him, explode out the laundry basket and deal a devastating blow with his gooey fists, incapacitating security and allowing him to find the mysterious statue someone wants or something. Of course this goes exactly as you'd expect.