Then You Ruined It

Jason Sigler

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Hosts Steve Shinney and Jason Sigler recount their lives one scene at a time, continuing until one of them inevitably ruins it for the other.

2 DAYS AGO

Is She Curious? Is She Sad?

Steve's wife saw a guy peeing at public, so of course she checked out what he was packing. Also, if a man decides to pee in public, that's gross, but everyone deserves to look if they want. Can you say if you've ever held your pee just to spite someone? Finally, Steve brings back a Then You Ruined It classic: dog table boosties! And yes, Steve has (or has not) pooped in too many caves for Jason to keep them separate.

13 min
DEC 2

NPCs Be Actin' Crazy!

This is your holiday reintroduction to Jason: Master of Awkward Conversations! Sure, you might have witnessed someone slowly leaving a conversation, but have you seen someone extricate themselves while in a car? In the rain? Now THAT'S style! Also, Steve encounters many quest givers on public transit and foolishly decides to stick with the main questline.

14 min
NOV 25

Weaponizing Our Incompetence

Doing it right and doing it your way are different concepts we should all grasp to ensure we get along. Jason agrees with Steve's thoughts on another Shinney Swindle to get his daughter into a different swim class and then immediately regrets the validation. Steve plots a murder on the podcast, forgetting that it's public and available to listen by anyone (though very few do, so the chances he'll be caught are slim). Finally, the guys talk about how many podcasts they've hosted and ruined (it's a non-zero number!).

15 min
NOV 18

Gonna Catch Me Old and Grumpy

Steve believes that walkin' and talkin' on a speakerphone should exclusively be a social shortcoming of the olds. Jason's eyes are giving up on him by refusing to pick a focus distance to stick with. He also thinks that hair dye should be illegal to sell to those related to someone with impending memory and cognitive decline. Finally, Jason says Steve creates dongless angels every week and you've got one in your ears right now!

14 min
NOV 11

Talking With a Man About Hunting the Superintendent

Jason got the frank truth from a high school teacher once it was apparent he would graduate with no problems. Meanwhile, Steve and his class missed out on Lava Hot Springs because they were so horribly behaved that they couldn't be trusted not to be horrible, proving that when words don't work, a punch or a cutting remark will do. Also, some cities have dumb pronunciations so you don't realize they're not the cool one. Finally, never attempt "light as a feather, stiff as a board" with the chunky kid.

16 min
NOV 4

Doddering and Tottering

Steve accidentally struck an old man at church and got a teachable moment out of it. He also saved a man who nearly ate it on the bus and believes his hero party is still overdue. And... IS there a key to the city? Finally, watching porn on the bus is a choice and not one you want to get in on. Try your best not to be creepy!

16 min
OCT 28

If You Gotta Problem, Yo I'll Solve It; Take This Gun, I'll Give You Pizza For It

And now, a light-hearted school shooting standoff story from Pocatello, ID! Relatedly, "Guns for Pizza" totally sounds like an American trade system. Jason posits that there must have been a protective bubble around Idaho that kept anything in the zeitgeist from penetrating the state. How else do you explain a place that understood the rules of pogs? Finally, Idaho proved that hacky sack is a fun, chill game until some violent idiot catches and tags you with it.

17 min
OCT 21

Giving Hawk Utah Vibes, Boomer

Steve is right that Tuah is not a word and he's also right that it's insensitive to Utah natives. The guys are determined to get "ptui" back in the regular vernacular and knock this flash-in-the-pan gal down a peg or two. They also ask, have they had their moment and it passed them by? Did they pass IT? Has it never happened because it never will? Finally, we used to talk about our vibes but now, we just feel them, and isn't that better? No, no, it's worse. Talk, don't feel.

12 min

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Hosts Steve Shinney and Jason Sigler recount their lives one scene at a time, continuing until one of them inevitably ruins it for the other.

Creator

Jason Sigler
Years Active

2021 - 2024
Episodes

200
Rating

Explicit
Show Website

Then You Ruined It

Then You Ruined It

Episodes

Is She Curious? Is She Sad?

NPCs Be Actin' Crazy!

Weaponizing Our Incompetence

Gonna Catch Me Old and Grumpy

Talking With a Man About Hunting the Superintendent

Doddering and Tottering

If You Gotta Problem, Yo I'll Solve It; Take This Gun, I'll Give You Pizza For It

Giving Hawk Utah Vibes, Boomer

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