99 episodes

Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.

We Could Have Been Astronauts Alex Bishop & Melissa Mann

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 3 Ratings

Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.

    Hateful and Angry

    Hateful and Angry

    The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens and learns and offers lodging for Floridian Expats.

    • 21 min
    Obligatory Hello

    Obligatory Hello

    The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check.
     Join the Astronaut on their We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We don’t post much and when we do….it’s crap.

    • 21 min
    Alex The American

    Alex The American

    The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom.
    Remember to join the Astronauts on their ill managed Facebook Group, We Could Have Been Astronauts, and tell us the worst thing you’ve ever smelled.

    • 19 min
    Focus On The Anomaly

    Focus On The Anomaly

    The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finally nails a coherent analogy

    • 25 min
    How Many ESPNs

    How Many ESPNs

    The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets felt up @ a farm show. 

    • 25 min
    Astro Extra

    Astro Extra

    • 3 min

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