Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

Brian Thompson
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This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.

  1. JUL 31

    375 - Forgiving Satan

    In a follow-up to last week's episode, I question my favorite prayer hotline about why they hung up on me for asking if God and Satan could "bury the hatchet" and allow Devil-worshippers into Heaven.

    11 min

  2. JUL 26

    374 - RIPizza, Ozzy Osbourne

    I would like to induct the pioneering pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my celebrity hall of fame, but hesitate to do so on account of he worshipped Satan. Can I solve this problem by healing the relationship between God and His nemesis, the devil known as The Devil?

    14 min

  3. JUL 19

    373 - McPizza Bites

    Our Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, which are part of McDonald's Canada's crime-glorifying International Heist Menu.

    16 min

  4. JUL 10

    372 - Pool Boy

    After a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked across the United States to return to Los Angeles, I detail the details of my current living situation with a deranged former Hollywood actress in a dilapidated mansion.

    18 min

  5. MAY 13

    371 - Slop

    My thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright dispute concerning the unauthorized use of my image in a YouTube "thirst trap" video.

    23 min

  6. APR 28

    370 - College of Cardinals

    I examine Cardinal Pizzaball's potential competition in the race to become the next pope. Plus, I discuss updates on the matter of last year's assassination of a lesser-liked Brian Thompson. And I detail the details of my involvement with a famous 1995 murder trial.

    15 min

  7. APR 24

    369 - Farewell, The Pope

    I wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that his passing away might have something to do with my placing U.S. President Donald Trump under citizens' arrest.

    13 min

  8. APR 21

    368 - A Special Announcement / Notice

    After careful consideration of various crimes committed by the United States presidential administration, and with my role as a citizen as well as an award-pending investigative journalist in mind, I make a special announcement / notice re: a citizen's arrest.

    14 min
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