1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die.

  1. In the Ayer - Flo Rida

    3天前

    In the Ayer - Flo Rida

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Flo Rida – “In the Ayer” [feat. will.i.am] Atlantic; 2008 2.1 If you’ve ever stared into a lava lamp and thought, “What if this could somehow be a song?”—well, congrats, your dream was made flesh in In the Ayer, the auditory equivalent of bedazzled cargo shorts and Axe body spray. Flo Rida, not known for subtlety or, say, substance, teams up with the ghost of will.i.am’s interest in music to bring us a track so hollow, it could be used as a teaching tool in physics classes on resonance chambers. “In the Ayer” (yes, ayer, because why not butcher a vowel for swag?) is essentially a three-minute motivational poster shouting “PARTY!” at you in all caps. The beat is what you might hear if someone fed a Casio keyboard nothing but Red Bull and positive affirmations. will.i.am contributes the kind of hook that makes you question whether he was even in the studio or just texted it in from a pool float somewhere in Ibiza. Lyrically, Flo Rida invites you to "throw your hands up" roughly every five seconds, suggesting he might be confused and think he’s leading a hostage negotiation. Every verse feels like an inspirational quote with a concussion. The only thing more repetitive than the chorus is the sinking feeling that this song was engineered in a lab to sell energy drinks. And yet, for all its sins, “In the Ayer” is weirdly indestructible—like glitter, or Guy Fieri. It’s not a song so much as a vibe you regret catching. Somewhere, right now, it’s still echoing in the background of a nightclub bathroom, and you know what? That’s exactly where it belongs. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    56 分钟
  2. That's My Kind of Night - Luke Bryan

    6月8日

    That's My Kind of Night - Luke Bryan

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Luke Bryan – “That’s My Kind of Night” ⭐️ 1.9 / 10 Label: Cliché Hat Records, a Division of Bud Light Sounds If a monster truck rally had sex with a Bass Pro Shops flyer during an Axe Body Spray commercial, the baby would be “That’s My Kind of Night.” And that baby would grow up to wear cargo shorts year-round and call every woman “ma’am,” regardless of age. Luke Bryan, country music’s reigning fratboy-in-chief, delivers this track like he’s double-fisting a Natty Light and reading lyrics off the back of a hunting permit. It's less a song and more a checklist of things a 12-year-old thinks are cool: trucks, beer, girls in painted-on jeans, trucks again, the moonlight, catfish dinners, and did we mention trucks? Musically, it’s a country song in the same way a microwave burrito is Mexican cuisine – technically accurate, deeply offensive, and likely to make you question your life choices. The beat is a Frankenstein’s monster of pop-country gloss and trap-lite drum loops, which means it will either make you dance or commit a minor crime in a Walmart parking lot. Lyrically, Bryan sounds like he dared himself to cram every bro-country trope into a single three-minute yeehaw. "I got that real good feel good stuff up under the seat of my big black jacked-up truck" – which is exactly the kind of sentence you hear before someone revs an engine at a red light and then crashes into a Chili’s. And don’t worry, he rhymes “corn” with “horn” and “party” with… “party.” Twice. Shakespeare is shaking in his boots. You get the feeling that Luke Bryan wrote this on a napkin after doing shots of Fireball with the Duck Dynasty guys. And that napkin then somehow won a CMA award. Recommended if you like: Mud for recreational purposesSongs that think “fishing” is a personalityThe idea of consent, but not the practiceFinal thought: This isn’t a song. It’s a backwards hat doing donuts in your soul. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    1 小时 3 分钟
  3. Fergalicious - Fergie and will.i.am

    6月1日

    Fergalicious - Fergie and will.i.am

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Fergie – “Fergalicious” ⭐️ 2.1 / 10 Label: A Delicious Flop Pastry Records Ah yes, “Fergalicious” – the 2006 cultural artifact that dared to ask: what if a spelling bee had a sugar crash during a rave at Claire’s Accessories? Fergie, freshly emancipated from the Black Eyed Peas’ deeply important catalog of "My Humps" and "Let’s Get Retarded," decided it was time to define her solo artistry by shouting her name over a beat that sounds like a Fisher-Price drum machine possessed by Satan's annoying little cousin. There’s a beat, technically. There are lyrics, allegedly. Will.i.am, never one to skip a paycheck or a confusing production decision, blesses the track with all the subtlety of a jackhammer in a porcelain museum. Together, they craft a song that’s somehow both aggressively confident and terminally insecure – like if Regina George had access to FruityLoops and unresolved trauma. Lyrically, it’s a feminist manifesto if feminism were exclusively about making boys drool while you “be up in the gym just workin’ on your fitness.” Fergie is your witness. We know this because she tells us. Over. And over. And over. To its credit, “Fergalicious” is deeply committed to being what it is: a chaotic, hyper-glossed sugar rush of ego and electroclash. It is the sonic equivalent of chewing 14 pieces of Hubba Bubba while being screamed at by your older cousin who just discovered ringtones. You don’t listen to “Fergalicious.” You survive it. You emerge on the other side a little dumber, a little gayer, and a lot more appreciative of silence. Recommended if you like: Spelling your name in publicThe scent of pink glitterThe phrase “tasty, tasty” shouted at 120 bpmFinal thought: It’s not so much a song as it is a personality disorder set to a ringtone. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    1 小时
  4. Me Myself & I - Scandal'us

    5月25日

    Me Myself & I - Scandal'us

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Scandal’us – Me, Myself & I (2001) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Pitchfork, 10.0) In an era bloated with faux-indie self-seriousness and turn-of-the-millennium testosterone-pop, Me, Myself & I arrived like a rhinestoned meteor, obliterating subtlety and redefining post-reality-TV sonic maximalism. What begins as a breakup anthem quickly transcends genre, gender, and good taste, ascending into something close to pop transcendence. The chorus, a rallying cry of self-sufficiency, lands with the force of a glitter bomb in a therapist’s office—half defiance, half denial, all iconic. It’s not just a song; it’s a syllabus in empowerment, delivered with the emotional range of a confetti cannon and the production sheen of a freshly laminated soul. In a just world, this would play every time someone leaves a toxic relationship and when they finally delete Facebook. Scandal’us weren’t just Popstars winners—they were oracles. And Me, Myself & I is their shimmering, immaculate prophecy. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    59 分钟
  5. Apple - Charli xcx

    5月18日

    Apple - Charli xcx

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Oh, of course Charli XCX is definitely just recycling that ultra-sophisticated, high-brow techno pop from the early 2000s—you know, the era of iconic lyrical masterpieces like "My Humps" and "Blue (Da Ba Dee)." She's just sitting in her neon-lit studio, sipping Surge, thinking, "What the world really needs right now is the spiritual successor to Eiffel 65 but with more eyeliner and existential dread." Because when Charli painstakingly curates glitchy hyperpop layers, collaborates with bleeding-edge producers, and redefines digital pop for a new generation… that’s clearly just a carbon copy of that time Cascada told us every time we touched, we got this feeling. Groundbreaking stuff. And don’t even get me started on her wild originality—like using autotune and synthesizers. No one's ever done that before. I mean, Britney Spears? Never heard of her. Daft Punk? Total unknowns. Charli’s entire aesthetic? Just a Hotmail-era fever dream with a Y2K choker slapped on it. Her fans don’t appreciate nuance and innovation, they just miss Motorola ringtones and LimeWire viruses. So yeah—if you think Charli XCX is just rehashing bad techno pop from the early 2000s, congratulations on having the musical analysis depth of a dial-up modem. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    44 分钟
  6. Squidward Nose - CupcakKe

    5月11日

    Squidward Nose - CupcakKe

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Squidward is a grumpy, artistic octopus from SpongeBob SquarePants, known for his long, droopy nose that often reflects his mood and expressions. His nose is frequently the punchline of jokes—getting caught in doors, inflated, or mistaken for other objects—making it a running gag in the series. It symbolizes his exaggerated self-importance and often becomes a target of SpongeBob’s oblivious antics. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEDUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    41 分钟
  7. Miracles - Insane Clown Posse

    5月4日

    Miracles - Insane Clown Posse

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! No, "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse (ICP) is not intended as a joke. Despite its viral reception and widespread mockery—particularly the line "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"—the song was created with sincerity. ICP aimed to express genuine wonder at everyday phenomena that are often overlooked. Violent J, one of the group's members, explained that the song is about appreciating the world around us and rekindling a sense of awe that people often lose as they grow older. He emphasized that while many of the things mentioned in the song can be explained by science, they are still incredible and deserve appreciation. ​ The song's earnestness led to it becoming an internet meme, with parodies appearing on platforms like "Saturday Night Live." However, ICP embraced the humor, viewing it as an opportunity to spread their message of wonder and appreciation for the natural world. They clarified that the song was not an attack on science but rather a call to recognize the miraculous in the everyday. ​ In summary, "Miracles" is a sincere attempt by ICP to encourage listeners to see the extraordinary in the ordinary, even if its presentation led many to interpret it as humorous or satirical.​ DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

    1 小时 1 分钟
  8. Short People - Randy Newman

    4月27日

    Short People - Randy Newman

    Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! *“Short People” by Randy Newman is a snarky, satirical jab masquerading as a pop song, delivering a wildly exaggerated roast of vertically-challenged folks with lines so ludicrous they border on cartoon villainy. With its bouncing piano and upbeat melody, the song mocks short people for everything from their “little hands” to their inability to “get around,” all while clearly winking at the listener with tongue planted firmly in cheek. It’s less an actual insult and more a biting parody of bigotry itself—but on the surface, it’s basically a musical roast that tells short people they’ve got “no reason to live,” delivered with the cheer of a children’s singalong. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/ Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew

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Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die.

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