Why can't they make that pedal?

Welcome to Too Stupid to Know That I Can't.  The conversation was inspired by a social media thread discussing a kick drum pedal featuring USB or wireless charging of your devices.  Granted it was an April Fool's Joke, but why can't this be done?  Dalton makes a great point that we landed men on the moon and asked, "...why can't this pedal be made?"   

We traverse several topics and circles back around to the main theme.  So sit back, relax or do whatever you normally do while listening to podcasts and enjoy.  

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