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Thought-provoking, controversial, and hilarious! Join Elijah and Sydney as they dissect the daily rundown of today's absurdity at the intersection of news and culture. Don't just laugh, cry, or freak out: In order to save America, we must know where we are headed. You Are Here.

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    • 4.8 • 977 Ratings

Thought-provoking, controversial, and hilarious! Join Elijah and Sydney as they dissect the daily rundown of today's absurdity at the intersection of news and culture. Don't just laugh, cry, or freak out: In order to save America, we must know where we are headed. You Are Here.

    'E.T. Phone Home': Pentagon Researched How to Talk to 4,590 ALIEN Civilizations | 4/8/22

    'E.T. Phone Home': Pentagon Researched How to Talk to 4,590 ALIEN Civilizations | 4/8/22

    The Pentagon researched the best way to contact aliens and communicate with a possible 4,590 extraterrestrial civilizations, according to secret U.S. files. The revelations come after the Sun obtained a trove of documents pertaining to extraterrestrials through a Freedom of Information Act request. The report, commissioned by the U.S. government, states its goal is to "ascertain whether alien civilizations exist in the universe, how far from us they exist and possibly how much more advanced than us they may be." Essentially, the documents are telling us that aliens are real, and the U.S. government knows they’re real. The real question now is what else is the government hiding? Filling in for Sydney, we’ve got Kezia Schaffer, host of the “Krocs On” YouTube channel.
    Kezia Schaffer:
    YouTube -  @Krocs On 

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    WTF: Texas Teacher Says More than HALF of Her Students Have 'Come Out' | Guest: Kezia Schaffer | 4/7/22

    WTF: Texas Teacher Says More than HALF of Her Students Have 'Come Out' | Guest: Kezia Schaffer | 4/7/22

    An Austin, Texas, schoolteacher said that of the 32 fourth-grade students in her class, 20 have “come out” to her as “LGBTQIA+,” according to a leaked internal school message. You read that correctly. More than half her class is apparently LGBT. In no way is that normal, and it should be treated appropriately. Filling in for Sydney, we’ve got ¼ Black Garrett, host of the “¼ Black Garrett” YouTube channel and contributor to “Nerdrotic” on YouTube. We’re joined in-studio by Kezia Schaffer, host of the “Krocs On” YouTube channel.
    1/4 Black Garrett:
    Twitter - @QTRBlackGarrett
    Instagram - @QTRBlackGarrett
    YouTube -  @1/4 Black Garrett 

    Kezia Schaffer:
    YouTube - @Krocs On

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    • 1 hr 39 min
    America First: US Comes in as Most P*rn-Obsessed Country | 4/6/22

    America First: US Comes in as Most P*rn-Obsessed Country | 4/6/22

    The U.S. is the most porn-obsessed country in the world. Using data from Pornhub’s 2021 "year in review," experts at men’s health magazine “From Mars” put together a list of the world’s raunchiest countries, and coming in at #1 is the red, white, and blue. How many times per month does the U.S. search for porn? Apparently, it’s roughly 68 million times per month. Filling in for Sydney, we’ve got Eric July, BlazeTV contributor and host of “For Canon Sake.”

    Eric July:
    Twitter - @EricDJuly
    YouTube -  @YoungRippa59 
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    • 2 hr 4 min
    Wut? NYC Only Calls White Women Birthing People | Guests: Tayler Hansen & Cassady Campbell | 4/5/22

    Wut? NYC Only Calls White Women Birthing People | Guests: Tayler Hansen & Cassady Campbell | 4/5/22

    The New York City Department of Health issued a bizarre apology after a top city medical official racially distinguished mothers and so-called "birthing people." The incident occurred as the city was announcing its “birth equity” program. Not sure what’s worse, the apology or the initial gaffe. Parag Agrawal, the Twitter CEO, says he’s excited to work with Elon Musk after he joined the company’s board. Elon Musk responded in kind, but will this actually lead to any change at the social media giant? Rumors of an edit button and less censorship are rampant, but nothing has been announced yet. Filling in for Sydney, we’ve got Megan Nager, comedian and host of the “Popspiracy” podcast. We’re joined in-studio by Tayler Hansen, an independent journalist and field reporter, and Cassady Campbell, an actor, comedian, and host of the “Cassady Campbell” YouTube channel.

    Tayler Hansen:
    Twitter - @TaylerUSA
    Instagram - @USATayler
    Gab - @TaylerUSA

    Cassady Campbell:
    Twitter - @CCampbellBased
    Instagram - @CassadyCampbell
    YouTube -  @Cassady Campbell 

    Megan Nager:
    Instagram - @MeganNagerComedy
    YouTube - @Megan Makes Comedy
    "Popspiracy" on Spotify

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    • 1 hr 37 min
    Elon Musk Buys LARGEST Stake in Twitter | 4/4/22

    Elon Musk Buys LARGEST Stake in Twitter | 4/4/22

    A little over a week after posting a Twitter poll asking if the platform supports free speech, Elon Musk is putting his money where his mouth is. The man behind Tesla purchased a 9% stake in the company, making him the largest individual shareholder. Only time will tell what Musk plans to do with his newly obtained influence but based on previous statements, it appears as though he’ll try to influence its censorship policies. Some are speculating this is just the first play in Musk’s bid to acquire an even larger stake in the company. Will his involvement in Twitter be a net positive for society? Filling in for Sydney, we’ve got Megan Nager, comedian and host of the “Popspiracy” podcast.

    Megan Nager:
    Instagram - @MeganNagerComedy
    YouTube - @Megan Makes Comedy
    "Popsiracy" on Spotify

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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Weird AF Prof Thinks Adult Content Is HEALTHY for Kids | Guests: Rekieta Law & Jorge Ventura | 4/1/22

    Weird AF Prof Thinks Adult Content Is HEALTHY for Kids | Guests: Rekieta Law & Jorge Ventura | 4/1/22

    Author Alan McKee recently asked the question: What’s the best p*rn for young people? If that question horrifies you, well it gets much worse. His website, “Sex School Hub,” goes over what type of adult content is healthy for the youth, including tutorials on various topics. Ironically, one must be over 18 to access the site even though it is marketed towards minors. Corporate “journalist” Taylor Lorenz says she has “severe PTSD” from being a journalist. She typically covers internet drama between teenagers, so she wasn't exactly taking gunfire in an active war zone. In a clear attempt to garner sympathy, Lorenz comes off as fragile and incapable of handling the criticism that comes with a high-profile position at a major outlet. We’re joined in-studio by Nick Rekieta, lawyer and host of the “Rekieta Law” YouTube channel, and Jorge Ventura, reporter and documentary filmmaker for the Daily Caller.

    Nick Rekieta:
    Twitter - @RekietaMedia
    Instagram - @RekietaLaw
    YouTube - @RekietaLaw

    Jorge Ventura:
    Twitter - @VenturaReport
    Instagram - @jorgeventuratv
    YouTube -  @The Ventura Report 

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    • 1 hr 38 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
977 Ratings

977 Ratings

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Aliens

Awe show little creepy with Hollywood executives are delusional why movies are like they are

wingsofdelay ,

The Worst Podcast Ever Imaginable

These people are pure evil, and aren’t even entertaining while having zero compassion, empathy, or basic human decency.

Evergreen Statesman ,

It was awesome

Past tense of course. Sydney abandoned us. So this show doesn’t exist anymore. What a huge disappointment. And nobody even had the decency to explain what happened. We were loyal and then we were abandoned. Sigh.

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