You Had Me at Large Hadron Collider

On this episode, time-traveling physics experiment saboteur, Tom, and elaborate multi-billion dollar underground facility engineer, V, are rudely interrupted by an obnoxious, wailing siren while talking about the abomination of modern science known as the Large Hadron Collider. Tom finds out what happens when you flush paper towels in the hadron collider, and V learns the hard way why there's a "don't take your penis out when green light is on" sign hanging above the hadron collider.