Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

5 DAYS AGO

Ranking America's Hottest Presidents

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah! Your Mom’s House Ep. 788 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 25m
NOV 27

Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door by visiting https://Coorslight.com/YMH. Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 787 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 13m
NOV 20

Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey

Get your original Tim Segura Portrait over at the YMH Store: https://store.ymhstudios.com/products/smooth-operator-autographed-8x10-print Christina just released her brand new shades of lipstick, Atomic Red, Berlin and Madison: https://christinap.com/collections/christina-p-lipsticks SPONSORS: Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code: YMH to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open. Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones. We also have a #YMHExclusive that'll bring a smile to your face and Tom hypes up a jacket. The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 786 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 24m
NOV 13

What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. Go to https://HelixSleep.com/YMH to get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and FREE Bedding Bundle with any Luxe or Elite mattress order. Head to http://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 785 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 33m
NOV 6

A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Head to https://CoorsLight.com/YMH to get a Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here. Your Mom’s House Ep. 784 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 41m
OCT 30

Dr. Drew Makes A House Call

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Head to https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month free. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by doctor mommy himself, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Tim and Christine reminiscence about Drew's RPC trip, discuss male deviancy, and bring up a question about heavy meth users. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a really cool guy with dirty dentures that has a lot of fun opinions on his Instagram. The trio also talk about funcles, Rogues, socializing, doing fun things with sledgehammers, lower lip loving, and Drew finally gives his analysis on one Fancy Chef. Drew also checks out some Toks, Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some classic videos from the Heavy Segment. Check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 783 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 35m
OCT 23

Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco! They reminisce about the first time meeting each other and recall a comedy tour in South Africa. Tim and Christine talk to Sebastian about the importance of friendships, social media presences, and why the documentary Grizzly Man is important to their marriage. The trio also discuss proper upbringings, touring nightmares, before getting into some TikToks, RPC videos, and some talented rub artists! Your Mom’s House Ep. 782 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 12m
OCT 16

Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: -Right now you can get 3 Day Blinds buy one get one 50% off deal on custom blinds, shades. shutters, and drapery. Just head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM -If you want to get in on the delicious protein-packed nutrition today, head to https://Orgain.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your order This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are still basking in the fabulous glow of Fancy Chef's recent visit! They recap how the day went and feel so appreciative of everyone here at Studio Jeans that helped pull it off. Tom next opens the show with a clip of an overeager lower lip lover, which leads to a conversation about public displays of camel toe making a comeback. They also check out a clip of some little league aggression, some touchless tantric massaging, and read an email about a fat methhead. Tim and Christine are then joined by former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer, Kendall Toole! Tom is a big fan of hers and the reasons couldn't be more obvious. Kendall shares her journey through life and proves that hotness doesn't mean you're immune to adversity or mental health issues. Kendall had to grind, much like the wheels on a spin class bike, to get the life and physique she shows off today. The trio also talk about the Double Soul Shaman, the fat shaming honesty people from foreign countries have, plus Kendall reacts to some classic cool guy clips and experiences Christina's TikTok curations. Now get back on the bike, pig! Your Mom’s House Ep. 781 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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More cactus please

Nov 6

wolflb562

New Christine is a genius 🤯🤯🤯
‘Twas Fun

Dec 2

I wanna laugh

We just caught up to today after powering through from episode 1 about 3 yrs ago. Miss the days of ten minutes of ads up top and solid content the remaining 1.5 - 2.5hrs. Guest interviews have gotten ‘meh’ over time and the content feels desperate.
Great Donnell appearance

Nov 6

BigTC72

Donnell and Tom going back and forth is comedy gold! Where’s the bodies G?!?!
Fancy Chef

Oct 24

NCnative98

Don’t bring my mother into this. Love the podcast, the fancy chef episode is still to this day one of my favorites out of any episode you have released so far. I’m glad the “john segura” had the perfect sauce lol for the dish. Keep up the great content tell Bert he’s gonna have to step it up to keep up with you and Christina

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!