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Welcome to episode 102 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:


Slam Dank IPA by Hi-Wire (Asheville, NC) - Rating: 3.75
Motel Moments by Sycamore Brewing (Charlotte, NC) - Rating: 3.75

Friendly Advice:


you might walk out with one sock.
Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job.
Never drink downstream from a cow herd.
Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend.
My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts.
Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.
Don't Take the Phone, Take the Charger.
If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food.
If There is no Flashlight on Your Phone, Take a Photo of the Sun and Use It in the Dark

Unofficial News


Caught at border with pythons in his pants.
Police post photos of suspects with Lego heads to protect IDs under new California law.
Would You Pay $18,000 To Go to A Three-Day "Alpha Male Boot Camp"?
Rare disorder causes man to see people's faces as 'demonic'.

Unofficial Fanzone:


MLB Opening Week.
Crazy NFL Trades.
NHL Playoff Picture.
March Madness: NC State Final Four??

Unofficial Thoughts:


Weird Medical Disorders.



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Welcome to episode 101 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:


Hop Raider by New Belgium (Asheville, NC) - 3.50
Bigfoot by Sierra Nevada (Mills River, NC) - Rating: 2.50

Facts of the Week:


Your brain is constantly eating itself. This process is called phagocytosis, where cells envelop and consume smaller cells or molecules to remove them from the system. Don’t worry! Phagocytosis isn't harmful, but actually helps preserve your gray matter.
The largest piece of fossilized dinosaur poop discovered is over 30cm long and over two liters in volume. Believed to be a Tyrannosaurus rex turd, the fossilized dung (also named a 'coprolite') is helping scientists better understand what the dinosaur ate.
Animals can experience time differently from humans. To smaller animals, the world around them moves more slowly compared to humans. Salamanders and lizards, for example, experience time more slowly than cats and dogs. This is because the perception of time depends on how quickly the brain can process incoming information.
The world’s oldest dog lived to 29.5 years old. While the median age a dog reaches tends to be about 10-15 years, one Australian cattle dog, ‘Bluey’, survived to the ripe old age of 29.5.
The world’s oldest cat lived to be 38 years and three days old. Creme Puff was the oldest cat to ever live.
NASA genuinely faked part of the Moon landing. While Neil Armstrong's first steps on the lunar surface were categorically not faked, the astronaut quarantine protocol when the astronauts arrived back on Earth was largely just one big show.
Platypuses sweat milk. This is because it doesn't have teats. Milk appears as sweat on a platypus, but it's an aquatic mammal so it doesn't actually sweat at all.

Friendly Advice:


The next time your significant other gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, “ now you’re SUPER ANGRY!” Maybe she’ll laugh. Maybe you’ll die.
My advice to anyone at an unpaid internship - steal from them. Big stuff too. Take the copier. Roll it right onto the elevator.
Alcohol does not give you answers, but it certainly helps forget the question.
If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%.
Don’t make snow angels in a dog park.
My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

Unofficial News


'Balls Out Bowling' event invites bowlers to roll in the nude
Man arrested and accused of trying to steal a self-driving taxi in L.A.
Billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling ‘Olympics on steroids’ event that allows athletes to dope.

Unofficial Fanzone:


MLB Spring Training.
How are our teams doing?
NFL Free Agents.
NHL Standings.
NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:


Worst injuries that we have had.



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Welcome to episode 100 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:


Captain Dynamite IPA by Voodoo Ranger (Asheville, NC) - Rating: 3.75
The Raven Special Lager by Baltimore-Washington Beer Works (Baltimore, Maryland) - Rating: 3.50

Facts of the Week: The Hosts


Fun Facts about Jeremy & Christian.

Friendly Advice:


The best way to avoid being stressed at work is not going to work.
Remember, if you want to bury a body, cover it with a couple of endangered plants. That way, it will be illegal for the police to dig it up, sparing you a costly trial.
If you are feeling alone, you should watch a horror movie before bed. This advice is particularly helpful for those who are easily frightened.
You should never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
Sick of being called an alcoholic? Then put a teabag in your whiskey and you’ll be able to drink without being judged.
Work from home tip: Blow on the wine in your coffee mug to convince your Zoom meeting that it’s hot tea.
Don't let go of your wife's hand at the mall, because she will start shopping. It might look romantic, but it's actually economic.

Unofficial News


Wojtek (Voytek)(Happy Warrior) the Polish soldier.
How Pepsi Came to Own A Soviet Naval Fleet
Alabama Radio Station Off the Air After 200-Foot Radio Tower Is Stolen.
Woman 'fined $5 during flight for sexually assaulting male passenger'.

Unofficial Fanzone:


MLB Spring Training.
Cam Newton in a Brawl?
Tee Higgans with the Franchise Tag.
NHL Standings.
NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:


We made it episode 100 guys.



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Welcome to episode 99 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:


Black Hop Down by Gizmo BrewWorks (Raleigh, NC) - Rating: 2.50
Coffee is for Closers by Fullsteam Brewery (Durham, NC) - Rating: 4.25

Facts of the Week: Super Bowl Edition


8 million pounds of guacamole is consumed on Super Bowl Sunday.
14,500 tons of chips are eaten along with that guacamole.
Of the top 10 most watched American television programs of all time, nine of them are Super Bowls.
Over 700,000 footballs are produced annually for official NFL use and 72 of them are used for the Super Bowl.
The average cost of a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl has ranged from $37,500 at Super Bowl I, to around $2.2 million at Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000, and by Super Bowl XLIX in 2015, had doubled to around $4.5 million.
The NFL has a policy against holding Super Bowl games in stadiums that have a climate of less than 50 degrees Fahrenheit unless it is an enclosed stadium.
Which team has played in four Super Bowls but has never led at any point during the game? –The Minnesota Vikings.
What current NFL team has never played in a Super Bowl? (There is 4 of them… can you name all 4?) –Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, and Cleveland Browns.

Friendly Advice:


When going to the bathroom, aim like a Jedi not like a stormtrooper.
The best defense against somebody videotaping you is to blast a song by an artist who is serious about copyright infringement.
Oil floats on water, so cover yourself in oil, wait for it to rain, and fly.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot.
Accept the fact that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

Unofficial News


What happened when a Cold War-era missile was found in the garage.
A Minnesota mom accused of having sex with two boys, 15, at the hotel after a marriage spat.
Man banned from every Wickes in the country after 'tank' protest.
A Florida lawmaker says a bill to loosen rules on killing bears is aimed at ‘the ones that are on crack’.

Unofficial Fanzone:


Super Bowl Sunday.
Clayton Kershaw is remining with the Dodgers.
NHL Standings.
NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:


What video game would you choose to finish on normal difficulty, if finished 100% you get $500,000, but every time you die, you owe 50,000?


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Welcome to episode 98 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:


Hop Bullet Magnum Edition by Sierra Nevada Brewing Company (Mills River, NC) - Rating: 4.00
Carolina Clara Mexican Lager by Southern Pines Brewing Co. (Southern Pines, NC) - Rating: 3.50

Facts of the Week:


By the time we reach adulthood, our bodies have become home to approximately 100,000 miles of blood vessels, we’re talking veins and arteries.
Thanks to his packaged chocolate chip cookies, you may be familiar with Wally “Famous” Amos. But before he worked his magic on the sweet treats, He discovered and signed folk duo Simon & Garfunkel and was a talent rep for acts like Diana Ross, Sam Cooke, and Marvin Gaye.
The original oranges from Southeast Asia were a tangerine-pomelo hybrid, and they were actually green. In fact, oranges in warmer regions, such as Vietnam and Thailand, still stay green through maturity.
Yes, there was a real John Chapman who planted thousands of apple trees on U.S. soil. But the apples on those trees were much more bitter than the ones you’d find in the supermarket today. “Johnny Appleseed” didn’t expect his fruits to be eaten whole but rather made into hard apple cider.
Armadillo shells are bulletproof.
In fact, one Texas man was hospitalized when a bullet he shot at an armadillo ricocheted off the animal and hit him in the jaw.
Thanks to 3D printing, NASA can email tools to astronauts.

Friendly Advice:


If You Have a Camera, You’ll Always be Protected from Sasquatch Attacks.
Drinking whiskey? Put a tea bag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.
When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper.
If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do.
When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title.
Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.
For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

Unofficial News


Firefighters rescue a woman trapped inside a garbage truck.
New Hampshire Army vet faked needing a wheelchair for 20 years to claim over $660K in benefits.
Texas grandfather was wrongly ID'd as Sunglass Hut robber by facial recognition technology and GANG-RAPED after being jailed for a crime that took place while he was in California, lawsuit claims.
Florida anger management specialist accused of fatally shooting a homeless man.

Unofficial Fanzone:


NFL Superbowl Match-up.
NHL Standings.
NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:


What world apocalyptic event would you rather endure?



T- Virus


Minecraft mobs spawn in the correct light levels


The Thanos effect


Asteroid equal to the one that killed the Dinos hits earth 


Yellowstone and Toba erupt simultaneously




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Better late than never!


Welcome to episode 97 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:


Sunny Little Thing by Sierra Nevada (Mills River, NC) - Rating: 3.75
Mango Chronic by Sycamore Brewing (Charlotte, NC) - Rating: 3.50

Friendly Advice:


Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, ‘Thank you Lord for this meal I’m about to have’ and charge at them with the fork.
If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.
Don't yell at your kids, lean in close and whisper, it's much scarier.
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it be.
If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

Last Week in History

Unofficial News


Kansas couple charged with collecting man’s retirement while keeping his body in their home 6 years.
Amish family’s horse and buggy parked outside Walmart stolen while they were shopping.
Kentucky Lawmaker Fixes Incest Bill, But Not Until After It Goes Viral.

Unofficial Fanzone:


NFL Playoffs.
MLB Offseason News.
NHL Standings.
NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:


How would you feel if I canceled plans b/c I lost to you in the Losers Fantasy Championship?

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