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What makes a hero a hero? Is it a drive to help people in need? Superhuman powers and a cool costume? Winning a reality show? Pouring billions of dollars into a movie franchise? Or is a hero someone who records a podcast about a bunch of bad TV and movies once a week? Yes. That's it.

Sam, Val, and Gigalithic are three heroes and they're here to protect you from the worst villains imaginable: the aforementioned bad TV and movies. Maybe sometimes they'll watch something good, but it's usually an accident and doesn't make them any less heroic.

Zero to Zero Sam, Val, and Giga

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What makes a hero a hero? Is it a drive to help people in need? Superhuman powers and a cool costume? Winning a reality show? Pouring billions of dollars into a movie franchise? Or is a hero someone who records a podcast about a bunch of bad TV and movies once a week? Yes. That's it.

Sam, Val, and Gigalithic are three heroes and they're here to protect you from the worst villains imaginable: the aforementioned bad TV and movies. Maybe sometimes they'll watch something good, but it's usually an accident and doesn't make them any less heroic.

    Friends to Blooders

    Friends to Blooders

    Bleh, bleh! I vant to vatch a good movie for a change! Good thing we're starting our journey through the Blade trilogy! Blade is a movie of vampires, but we do the vampire voice less than you'd think. We're too happy to be watching it to think about that stuff! This is the breath of fresh air this podcast needed, and we're all very excited to watch these fantastic films. (People like all three of them, right?)

    Sam | Val | Gigalithic

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    This Is Why We Did This

    This Is Why We Did This

    Alright, I don't think it's a stretch to say that things got a little heated during our previous discussion of Blade. We got a little worked up because of how much this movie rocks, and we all said some things we regret. There's no reason to force a ridiculous format change on our podcast just because it feeled funny at the time. The important thing is, as long as we're all having fun, we're all the victor! Anyway, here's this week's episode.

    Sam | Val | Gigalithic

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    • 1 hr 50 min
    Dragon Eddie's Draggin' Jetty

    Dragon Eddie's Draggin' Jetty

    Oops, we're back! We got so scared of Thing from the Fantastic Four that we slipped and fell off the Brooklyn Bridge and weren't able to record an episode for over a month. Finally, we're back to watch Blade again! What was happening in this movie again? I don't remember. Stream Chinchin by Bang wa Cherry.

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    • 1 hr 28 min
    Fantastic 4 1995 Ballboy

    Fantastic 4 1995 Ballboy

    Act 2 of Fantastic 4? Geez, if I wanted to look at all these numbers, I'd go to a library and look up numbers in a book! But it's true, we did watch Fantastic 4 again. There's not a lot of superheroism to be found in this part of the movie, but there is some exquisite supervillainy and enough montages to make a montage of montages. And, perhaps most importantly of all, 🎵 reet teh da may bada reoora day dow tooda bawwioooo 🎵

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    • 1 hr 32 min
    Mommy Action

    Mommy Action

    It took two full months, but we have finished Blade at last! It's an unsurprisingly great third act, complete with some extremely cool one-liners and more blood than you could possibly drink. The final battle was with the villain of the movie! Imagine that! They just don't make 'em like this anymore, folks. Good thing there's two more where that came from! People like both of them, right?

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    • 1 hr 17 min
    One Big Bean

    One Big Bean

    We return once again to the Snyder Mines to experience the hit film of Watchmen 2009! Rorschach is here, and he's got his iconic mask, and the Comedian is here, and he's got his iconic button. Why isn't this movie iconic? It has all the ingredients! Doctor Manhattan even has his iconic butt and balls and penis! What more do audiences need? Beans, you say? Well, Zack has got you covered there, my friends!

    Content warning: this episode includes discussion of homophobic violence from 24:07-25:38. Also, this is Watchmen we're talking about, so general warning for mentions of sexual assault, homophobia, and domestic violence.

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    • 1 hr 33 min

Customer Reviews

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its me pan ,

great stuff

love the show, but i wish y’all would talk about milking more :(

mikedaws0n ,

Super Hilarious!

Val, Giga, and Sam discussed Who Wants To Be A Superhero, a bizarre and terrible sy-fy channel reality show with a tiny budget and the backing of the late, great(?) Stan Lee and his framed poster on Stripperella. The first season featured such oddities as raw foodism, a man with concerningly low nipples who carried around "the most advanced weapon to date", and rotiart, the unsuspicious superhero. The second season featured a billionaire with a god complex as a hero, erin esurance (the world's hottest insurance mascot), and a challenge where people got stung by bees and dumped in honey. Now they're discussing the snyder cut, aka the mommy box saga. An amazing and hilarious podcast. Listen to it if you can!

Wonderbread Woman ,

Wicked funny!

Loving the podcast!! I hope these superheroes have heat-resistance cause they’re getting burned!

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