Holy Shit! A True-ish Crime Podcast

Sera Phim
Holy Shit! A True-ish Crime Podcast

Does binging on true crime stories leave you feeling a little gross? Try a guilt-free serving of "Holy Shit!" a true (ish) crime podcast dedicated to the gruesome murders of saints who were martyrs. Each episode will introduce you to a brave soul who took one for their team in a particularly horrific way—and you have complete permission to indulge in the disturbing! These legendary victims of yore are chilling in heaven, and they're totally cool with us passing time with the deaths that earned them halos. Everyone likes to be appreciated for their hard work, even ancient saints. Let's relive the terrible time these hallowed individuals once had on Earth!

Episodes

  1. Saint Cecilia, a diva who was surprisingly hard to behead

    5 DEC

    Saint Cecilia, a diva who was surprisingly hard to behead

    This episode has EVERYTHING: a human husband, a gullible brother-in-law, a flaming angel, freakishly fragrant flowers, buried heads, a raging house party, the world’s strongest neck, and a suspiciously fresh corpse. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Cecilia, a virgin Christian martyr who knew how to hold a tune.Subscribe for a serving ...

    15 min
  2. Saint Agnes, a child bride who blinded a bunch of dudes

    22 NOV

    Saint Agnes, a child bride who blinded a bunch of dudes

    This episode has EVERYTHING: ancient Rome, a Law & Order SVU-worthy storyline, a creepy kid straight out of a Stephen King adaptation, an imaginary boyfriend, unparalleled hair growth, pretty privilege in action, and tons of blood. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Agnes, a virgin Christian martyr who was dying to get married.Subscribe f...

    17 min
  3. Saint Margaret, a shepherdess who beat the shit out of a demon

    15 NOV

    Saint Margaret, a shepherdess who beat the shit out of a demon

    This episode has EVERYTHING: an endearing mother-daughter duo, lots of sheep, a dragon with IBS, a demon ass beating, an earthquake, an empathetic executioner, and a floating head. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Margaret, a virgin Christian martyr who didn’t take any shit. Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s s...

    19 min
  4. Saint Christina, a tween influencer who took, like, a week to kill

    8 NOV

    Saint Christina, a tween influencer who took, like, a week to kill

    This episode has EVERYTHING: a tween influencer, questionable parenting practices, unwanted incense, precious metals, property destruction, possible Parseltongue, a traumatizing haircut, and a dozen attempts at murder. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Christina, aka Saint Christine, a virgin Christian martyr who was super good at staying al...

    28 min
  5. Saint Barbara, a virgin who couldn’t drive, but could totally fly

    1 NOV

    Saint Barbara, a virgin who couldn’t drive, but could totally fly

    This episode has EVERYTHING: a defiant daughter, a freak father, a fairytale tower, an extreme home makeover, a life-changing spa stay, so many swords, and a double homicide by lightning. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Barbara, a popular Christian martyr with an eye for design. Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check o...

    20 min

  6. TRAILER

    Coming Soon: Murders! Martyrs! Miracles!

    Welcome to Holy Shit!, a true (ish) crime podcast dedicated to the disturbing murders of slain saints who were martyrs. In other words, murders you don't have to feel bad about enjoying whilst doing the dishes or drifting to sleep because the dearly departed are chilling in heaven and they sincerely appreciate the shoutouts. Let's relive the truly terrible time these hallowed individuals had on Earth! Full episodes launch November 1 (aka All Saints Day, if you’re nasty). In the meantime, su...

    2 min

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Does binging on true crime stories leave you feeling a little gross? Try a guilt-free serving of "Holy Shit!" a true (ish) crime podcast dedicated to the gruesome murders of saints who were martyrs. Each episode will introduce you to a brave soul who took one for their team in a particularly horrific way—and you have complete permission to indulge in the disturbing! These legendary victims of yore are chilling in heaven, and they're totally cool with us passing time with the deaths that earned them halos. Everyone likes to be appreciated for their hard work, even ancient saints. Let's relive the terrible time these hallowed individuals once had on Earth!

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