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Comedy

Comedy

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Personal Journals

Personal Journals

Updated weekly
Personal Journals

Personal Journals

Updated weekly

28 MAY

The Best of Your Confessions Part 2

To celebrate 5 seasons of Closet Confessions, we’re throwing back to some of the best cousin confessions. For part 2, we’ve got confessions covering cheating justification, the most vile revenge story and probably one of the craziest confessions we’ve ever received. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Episodes featured: Your Confessions... Nice while it didn’t lastYour Confessions… “What about me?”Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’Your Confessions… “Am I destined to be lonely forever?”Your Confessions…“Cousin Lover” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 May

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24 min
14 MAY

It’s not all stiff wigs and ski trips

Sarel’s confession brings out Candice’s responsibility to slay, but Sarel just wants to confirm outfits before the event… In the closet this week, Candice shares how dressing outisde of trends makes her feel powerful, the girls discuss the impact of a signature staple and they discuss the recent Amanda Seales pile-on. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 May

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54 min
20 FEB

Exiting the internet

This week in the Closet, Candice shares her beef with the latest Apple gadget and Sarel reveals why she won’t even queue for Beyoncé. The girls discuss whether kids should be allowed on the internet, the fear of being abducted via MSN, and a horrifying story that instils fear of any man in you. Additionally, Candice explains why Pinterest is the best social media app of all time, while Sarel shares why she is over queueing for literally anything. The pair also offer advice for this week’s Cousin Confession: a bride who is struggling to allow her feelings and get excited for her big day. TW: There is a story of a tragic rape and murder in this episode, skip 8:00 - 14:13 if you don’t want to listen We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Feb

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42 min
12 MAR

Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs

This week in the Closet, Candice and Sarel are discussing ghosting their PTs and what the streets are saying about the Royal Family drama. Candice talks about the complex nature of the fitness community, Sarel is wondering where the heck Kate Middleton is (p.s. this was recorded before the retouching drama) and the girls are wondering if the French will do a seminar on their protesting techniques. Plus, we have a witchy confession involving tarot cards and a toothbrush… We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Mar

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44 min
16/05/2023

Could this be what gets us cancelled?

Opening up the closet this week, Candice’s confession that she could have gotten a black guy fired requires a serious amount of unpacking and sees the Karen within rising up… Sarel’s confession has us missing a certain messy talk show host, which then gets the girls into a chaotic and hilarious conversation about cancel culture, the awful stigma around not breastfeeding your kids and only a minor threat to life (which Sarel does not co-sign). Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16/05/2023

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50 min
2 JAN

2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE

Is this an episode of Closet Confessions or Sarel’s therapy session? Kicking off the new year, Candice and Sarel are talking about how to bring discipline into your life so you can have the 2024 you deserve. The girls discuss why you need to look outward to better understand yourself, how your Saturn Return is messing up your life in more ways than one and why you need to commit to your goals spiritually to start seeing results. Plus, the cousin confession from someone who doesn’t know what to do with their life offers an important lesson that not EVERYTHING has to be monetised! Download Manifesto: Unlock The Year You Deserve at www.candicebrathwaite.com Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Jan

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50 min
26/12/2023

The person on the pedestal is a piece of...

Merry Christmas cousins! In this festive episode, Candice and Sarel talk about why we need to stop idolising celebrities, why the simple pleasures are what they’re most grateful for and why they seriously relate to Rudolph as an outsider. Plus, we’ve got THREE cousin confessions about a rare happy ending, a hilarious revenge story and a cousin who is staying with a partner she doesn’t love. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26/12/2023

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48 min
21/11/2023

See it, say it, SORTED

The Petty Pisces is out in full force this week! Candice wonders why white women will stay friends even when they commit the worst crimes and Sarel keeps it short and real with a confession about bleaching. The girls talk about testing loyalties and friendship fall outs, reasons they may block the bag and why they believe in paying the most for plastic surgery. Plus, we have a cousin confession from a teenage girl who doesn’t want to lose herself after moving from Nigeria to Sweden. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21/11/2023

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36 min
03/01/2023

Ghetto twins, Colons and Kiddibups

This week, Candice and Sarel are starting off with a colon confession and ending on one of your “sneaky me time” secrets...Amongst that, we’re diving into why you need to tune into what your dreams are trying to tell you and why you need to get demoting without appraisal.As ever, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet. So make sure you send in your anonymous confessions here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rJYIc0IT7T322bBL3gZIOcXg70M3gp8yFmcXtfzhMhw/edit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03/01/2023

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47 min
15/06/2023

Your Confessions… “My mother took my contraception”

This week’s listener confession has Candice and Sarel dissecting the consequences of controlling parents and why we desperately need decent sex education. Sarel and Candice share their thoughts on why it’s reasonable to wonder about the what-ifs in life, showing up for other women and the lack thereof, as well as a deranged birds and the bees discussion. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15/06/2023

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16 min

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The Best of Your Confessions Part 2

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See it, say it, SORTED

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The Best of Your Confessions Part 2

It’s not all stiff wigs and ski trips

Exiting the internet

Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs

Could this be what gets us cancelled?

2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE

The person on the pedestal is a piece of...

See it, say it, SORTED

Ghetto twins, Colons and Kiddibups

Your Confessions… “My mother took my contraception”

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