Velocity Chaos Podcast

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Velocity Chaos Podcast Podcast

Velocity Chaos Podcast is an infotainment ride across the airwaves. Luke, Nick, and their Trusty DJ explore a smorgasbord of ideas, topics, and questions. Velocity Chaos lives on improv, information, and intrigue. We don't know where we're going, or how fast we're going to get there! We hope you come along for the ride!

  1. 22/05/2023

    130 English, Pirates, and Buzzkill

    #english #englishgrammar #pirates #buzzkill #vcp #jonessoda Episode 130, Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast with DJ I'll Be Back: Segment 1: Chest Hair - The English Language Should we simplify the way words are spelled to match how they should sound? Segment 2: Buzzkill Topics - Elon Musk, Superman, EarthQuakes, Bag Pipes, Nuclear war, Hipsters, Podcasts, MAgnets, Movies in the 90s, Niagra Falls, Bob Marley Segment 3: Hypothetical Life - A Pirate's Life: An Ode to Captain Daddy What's your pirate name? What's your ships name? Why are you feared? Aussie News: Millie Goes to Bali  Recommendation Station: Jones Soda Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod  Show Notes: www.velocitychaos.com/show-notes  Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/   Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP  Episode Links Aussie News Millie Goes to Bali https://www.9news.com.au/national/locals-call-for-famous-stowaway-broome-bird-to-be-brought-home-from-bali/5f8f59f0-7f51-497d-b8fc-dc9a710e87bb  Recommendation Jones Soda https://www.jonessoda.com/  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) 0:00 Intro 0:20 Welcome and Show Set up 2:05 Segment 1 - Chest Hair - The English Language 23:02 Ad Break 1 - Watch 24:11 Segment 2 - Buzzkill 38:33 Ad Break 2 - Creature 39:44 Segment 3 - Hypothetical Life - A Pirates Life 1:08:02 Australian News - Millie Goes to Bali 1:10:15 Summation 1:11:55 Recommendation - Jones Soda 1:14:05 Outro

    1h 16m

  2. 17/05/2023

    129 Martha Stewart, Zelda: TotK, Philadelphia Spills, and More

    #marthastewart #sportsillustrated #zelda #soldout #philadelphia #wwe #podcast  This is the 129th Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!!  Luke, Nick, and DJ Who Dunnit talk about: Sports: Disc Golf OTB Open, Randy Orton, Florida Panthers News: Martha Stewart, Philadelphia Spills Video Games: Microsoft Wants Activision, Zelda Sold Out Tech: Airbag Recall Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod  Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/   Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) Episode Links Luke’s Topics- (Clickbait) Judgment Weigh Has Finally Come https://apnews.com/article/ohio-fishing-tournament-cheating-scandal-guilty-08d8b080d45f6365b07875c43d30e2ae  OTB Open 2023 https://www.dgpt.com/event/otb-open-2023/   Zelda Digital sold out https://www.essentiallysports.com/esports-news-digital-copies-of-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-sold-out-within-hours/     Airbag Recall https://www.pcmag.com/news/us-demands-recall-of-67-million-airbag-inflators      https://apnews.com/article/air-bag-inflators-recall-tennessee-nhtsa-c10c943d69230763b68b6aa93e68eaf0   Nick’s Topics- Martha https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/martha-stewart-oldest-person-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-cover-1235491840/  Randy https://gamerant.com/wwe-randy-orton-back-injury-return-retire/?newsletter_popup=1  Microsoft https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/15/microsoft-activision-deal-eu-approves-takeover-of-call-of-duty-maker.html   DJ’s Topics- Philadelphia Spills https://www.salon.com/2023/04/23/a-spill-outside-philadelphia-adds-to-the-growing-list-of-chemical-accidents-this-year_partner/  Florida Panthers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMxG9mT2bc&ab_channel=NHLonESPN  Aussie News Million Dollar Murder https://www.9news.com.au/national/million-dollar-reward-offered-to-solve-20-year-cold-case-marea-yann/7ae62c87-e014-437b-96b9-f273b4c1a0a6  0:00 Intro 0:10 Welcome and Show Set up 0:55 Box Office Update 3:00 DGPT OTB Open 2023 8:08 Randy Orton WWE 13:07 Florida Panthers NHL 16:53 Microsoft 22:29 Zelda Sells Out 25:33 Philadelphia Chemical Spills 29:10 Airbag Recall 32:33 Martha Stewart 24:38 Meme Gene(Ad) 35:39 Clickbait Headline - Judgment Weigh has Finally Come 38:52 Aussie News - 1 Million Dollar Reward 40:50 Summation 42:15 Outro

    44 min

  3. 15/05/2023

    128 UK Soccer, Myers Briggs, and Buzzkill - Velocity Chaos Podcast

    #UKSoccer #myersbriggs #buzzkill #vcp Episode 128 Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast with DJ Lost & Found: Segment 1: How Does it Do That? UK Soccer Relegation? Promotion? What League are you in, mate? Segment 2: Buzzkill Topics - Indian Food, Film Vs Digital, Bank Robbery, Farming, Jet Packs, Knights in the Middle Ages, Talents you wish you had, Boyhood Celebrity Crush, Lock Picking, and Ninjas Segment 3: Deep Dive - Myers-Briggs Type Indicator Test The guys take personality tests and talk about their results. What's your type? Aussie News: Days of the Baby Dolphin Recommendation Station: SKB Cases Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod  Show Notes: www.velocitychaos.com/show-notes  Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/   Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP  Episode Links Deep Dive - Myers-Briggs Personality Test https://personalitymax.com/personality-types/population-gender/  https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types  Aussie News Days of the Baby Dolphin https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-30/baby-dolphin-rescued-after-becoming-stranded-on-adelaide-beach/102284610   Recommendation SKB cases https://www.skbcases.com/  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) 0:00 Intro 0:23 Welcome and Show Set up 2:05 Segment 1 - How Does it Do That? - UK Soccer 22:30 Ad Break 1 - Watch 23:29 Segment 2 - Buzzkill 37:46 Ad Break 2 - Chair 38:56 Segment 3 - Deep Dive - Myers-Briggs 55:52 Australian News - Days of the Baby Dolphin 58:32 Summation 59:46 Recommendation - SKB Cases 1:02:00 Outro

    1h 3m

  4. 10/05/2023

    127 WWE Backlash, McDonald's Robots, ChatGPT in Skyrim, and More

    #wwe #backlash2023 #mcdonalds #robots #chatgpt #videogames #podcast  This is the 127th Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!!  Luke, Nick, and DJ Broadcast talk about: Sports: WWE Backlash, Supercross Shakeup, From Pitch to Prison News: Mass Shootings, 102y/o Doctor Advice, School Bus Hero, Coronation Video Games: ChatGPT in Video Games Tech: Automated McDonald's Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/  Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/  Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) Episode Links Luke’s Topics- Mass Shootings https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting WWE Backlash https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backlash_(2023) Coronation https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/06/uk/coronation-king-charles-key-moments-ckc-gbr-intl-scli/index.html  Nick’s Topics- (Clickbait) Kinky Han Solo https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/he-got-the-han-solo-treatment-man-in-latex-vaccum-sealed-cube-takes-kink-to-a-whole-new-level/87392429/ DJ’s Topics- Aussie News Dough Boy Lorikeets https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-06/lorikeets-treated-by-rspca-vets-after-fall-dough-bakery-ipswich/102304214  0:00 Intro 0:10 Welcome and Show Set up 1:04 Box Office Update 2:44 WWE Backlash 5:39 Supercross 9:00 From Pitch to Prison 11:18 Mass Shootings 16:34 102y/o Doctor Advice 20:20 School Bus Hero 23:44 Coronation 26:07 ChatGPT in Skyrim 29:13 McDonald's Robots 33:12 Super Pen(Ad) 34:27 Clickbait Headline - Kinky Han Solo 36:54 Aussie News - Dough Boy Lorikeets 39:28 Summation 40:43 Outro

    42 min

  5. 08/05/2023

    126 Video Games, Phobias, and A Christmas Movie Pitch

    #videogames #phobias #christmas #movies #vcp #podcast  Episode 126 Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast with DJ Base Coat: Segment 1: Ramble On - Video Game Stories What are some of your favorite video game stories? Segment 2: Do You Know What's Popular? - Weirdest and Least Common Phobias What are you afraid of? Probably not any of these things. Segment 3: Based on a True Story - No, No, No: Santa's Revenge Nick and Luke pitch a story based on the headline of finding St Nicholas's Tomb Aussie News: Urning To Be Back Home Recommendation Station: Adidas Track Suit Pants Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod  Show Notes: www.velocitychaos.com/show-notes  Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/   Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP   Episode Links Do You Know What’s Popular? - Rarest Phobias https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/mental-health/phobias/weird-phobias/#:~:text=1.,are%20extremely%20afraid%20of%20it  Based on a True Story - No, No, No: St Nick’s Revenge https://allthatsinteresting.com/st-nicholas-grave  Urning to be back home https://www.9news.com.au/national/new-south-wales-family-reunited-with-urn-lost-after-devastating-floods/08c710b6-8824-4444-b104-06217dcc8f00  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) 0:00 Intro 0:25 Welcome and Show Set up 2:05 Segment 1 - Ramble On - Video Game Stories 18:20 Ad Break 1 - Forget Me Not GPS 19:39 Segment 2 - Are You Smarter Than a Podcaster - Volume 3 31:27 Ad Break 2 - Desk Bot 32:46 Segment 3 - Based on a True Story - No, No, No: St Nick's Revenge 56:58 Australian News - Urning to Be Home 59:25 Summation 1:00:54 Recommendation - ADIDAS Track Pants 1:02:52 Outro

    1h 5m

  6. 03/05/2023

    125 Saving the Amazon, Lunar Space Station, ROG Ally, and More

    #amazon #rog #spacestation #electronics #recycle #videogames #podcast  This is the 123st Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!!  Luke, Nick, and DJ Teleprompter talk about: Movies: Jude Law Bribery Case Video Games: ROG Ally, Leaking Video Games Tech: Recyclable Electronics, Lab Grown Meat, Google Email Scams Nature: Ai Saving the Amazon Poli/Sci: China Lunar Space Station Sports: DGPT Jonesboro Open, Outing Little League Shouting Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod  Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/   Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) Episode Links Luke’s Topics- DGPT Jonesboro Open 2023 https://www.pdga.com/tour/event/66458  ROG Ally Gaming Device https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/asus-rog-ally-price-leak-suggests-entry-level-model-may-not-be-as-cheap-as-we-hoped/ar-AA1aw6mE  https://www.tomsguide.com/opinion/asus-rog-ally-3-reasons-why-im-hyped-about-this-new-handheld  Gmail scam https://www.gizchina.com/2023/05/01/gmail-scam-warning-threat/  Nick’s Topics- Outing the Little League Shouting (Sports) https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/town-forces-argumentative-parents-umpires-league-games/story?id=98810329   Jude Law bribery case (Movies) https://variety.com/2023/film/news/jude-law-captain-hook-peter-pan-never-broke-character-set-1235595639/   AI will save the Amazon (Nature) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/apr/29/could-ai-save-amazon-rainforest-artificial-intelligence-conservation-deforestation   Latest Leak of the Legend of…(Video Games) https://kotaku.com/zelda-tears-kingdom-leak-switch-story-spoilers-1850391411   DJ’s Topics- (Clickbait) Photographs and Memories https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-london-64660582  Fat made from mice cultures https://www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2023/04/in-a-big-step-forward-lab-grown-meat-gets-a-key-ingredient-3d-fat/  China Establishes Internantional Moon base https://spacenews.com/china-to-establish-organization-to-coordinate-international-moon-base/100%    recyclable electronics    https://www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2023/04/engineers-print-recyclable-electronics-using-nothing-but-water/  Aussie News Man Hunt https://www.9news.com.au/national/western-australia-crime-bayswater-assault-axe-baseball-bat-hotel/9ded8e81-f474-411e-a374-e830ff83b0f5  0:00 Intro 0:10 Welcome and Show Set up 1:04 Box Office Update 2:49 Jude Law Bribery Scandal 4:41 ROG Ally 8:24 Recyclable Electronics 13:03 Pirating Legend of Zelda 16:44 Google Gmail Scams 20:12 Lab Meat 25:04 AI Saving the Amazon 29:04 China's Lunar Space Station 32:30 DGPT Jonesboro Open 37:34 Outing Shouting 42:00 Creature(Ad) 43:08 Clickbait Headline - Photographs bring back the memories 45:55 Aussie News - Man Hunt 48:50 Summation 50:16 Outro

    52 min

  7. 01/05/2023

    124 ASMR, Bruce Lee, and Trivia Pt 3

    #asmr #brucelee #trivia #vcp  Episode 124 Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast with DJ Seat's Taken: Segment 1: Well, I Just Found This Out - ASMR Microphones Have you seen the microphones people use for ASMR videos? They look like ears! Segment 2: Are You Smarter Than a Podcaster? Season 3 Volume 3 Do you have what it takes to answer more questions correct than Nick and Luke? Segment 3: Don't Quote Me On This - Bruce Lee Philosopher, Martial Artist, Husband, Father, Hollywood Sensation, whatever you want to call him. We look to the wise words of the Man Bruce Lee. Aussie News: 107th ANZAC Day Recommendation Station: Wordle and Digits Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod Show Notes: www.velocitychaos.com/show-notes Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/  Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/  Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP Episode Links Segment 1 Well, I Just Found This Out - ASMR Microphones https://3diosound.com/collections/microphones  https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1384768-REG/neumann_007130_dummy_head_microphone_stereo.html/?ap=y&smp=y&smpm=ba_f2_lar&lsft=BI%3A514&gclid=CjwKCAjw0ZiiBhBKEiwA4PT9z9SFmr3T3ja363VcMjRrDc3M6k7pkSveJR-S4D2o-UD-GHlFtNLzERoCPpIQAvD_BwE https://www.reddit.com/r/asmr/comments/93o2jw/question_whats_the_weirdest_asmr_video_youve_seen/ https://gizmodo.com/11-weird-asmr-youtube-videos-give-you-tingles-1849133992 https://www.nebraskamed.com/neurological-care/asmr-videos-are-exploding-online-but-what-is-asmr-and-does-it-work Segment 2 Are you Smarter Than a Podcaster? Volume 3.3 Segment 3 Don’t Quote Me On This - Bruce Lee https://www.tigerfitness.com/blogs/motivation/51-bruce-lee-quotes?gclid=CjwKCAjw0ZiiBhBKEiwA4PT9z9Zh_JPI9yYa_zaV9a_TXS-oRsQzeU4tLdAcqTV_r39FKT-M34dkphoC-F4QAvD_BwE  Aussie News ANZAC Day https://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/dawn-services-are-getting-under-way-to-commemorate-anzac-day/news-story/c2381eede438e40d8de188bcf28c19fb  Recommendation Wordle - https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html Digits - https://www.nytimes.com/games/digits  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) 0:00 Intro 0:22 Welcome and Show Set up 2:04 Segment 1 - Well, I Just Found This Out - ASMR Microphones 19:15 Ad Break 1 - Pillow 20:25 Segment 2 - Are You Smarter Than a Podcaster - Volume 3 41:10 Ad Break 2 - Suite of Sweetie Sweet 42:05 Segment 3 - Don't Quote Me On This - Bruce Lee 59:37 Australian News - 107th ANZAC Day 1:02:32 Summation 1:03:58 Recommendation - Wordle and Digits 1:05:46 Outro

    1h 8m

  8. 26/04/2023

    123 Playoffs, Bird Drones, Bus Rides, and More

    #nhl #nba #playoffs #mlb #drones #bus #ikea #panthers  This is the 123st Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!!  Luke, Nick, and DJ Fake News talk about: Sports: Angels 3 HR in a Row, Premature Hawks Celebration, Disc Golf Champions Cup, Barren Face Cut, Draymond Foot Stomp Science/Tech: Bird Drones, AI Wingman  Pop: Ikea Expansion, Bus Driver Abusing Children Nature: Panther Paths Crossed Be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more fast mayhem. Listen on your favorite podcast platform: https://linktr.ee/velocitychaospod  Socials- Instagram https://www.instagram.com/velocitychaospod/   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/VelocityChaosPodcast/   Twitter https://twitter.com/VelocityChaosP  Songs are free YouTube songs:  Jason Farnham- World Map E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday  Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) Episode Links Luke’s Topics- (Clickbait) Back to Basics, Long Overdue https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/book-mysteriously-returned-to-n-j-library-after-44-years/ar-AA1ag1C2   DGPT Champions Cup https://www.dgpt.com/event/pdga-champions-cup-2023/  Bus Driver Child Abuse https://ijr.com/watch-school-bus-driver-gets-30-counts-child-abuse-one-moment-behind-wheel/  Ikea Expansion https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/ikea-stores-coming-soon-to-8-new-us-locations/ar-AA1a6A30  Nick’s Topics- https://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/2023W16/?ref_=bo_hm_rw  FLA Panther: https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solutions/2023/04/22/florida-panther-documentary/ https://pathofthepanther.com/watch/#festival  AI Wingman https://apple.news/AByk23so4Sf-_SPFyx90x7A  Premature Celebration https://apple.news/A2NzhnfXMQ2ecU6kNdhQ2cw  Trio Bombers https://apple.news/ADSVCpIAqQB6t2lZ1vwLt4A  DJ’s Topics- Skate Face https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2023/04/21/chandler-stephenson-helped-morgan-barron-after-skate-blade-to-face-necessitated-75-stitches-it-was-obviously-a-really-classy-move/  Draymond Green https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/draymond-green-stomp-domantas-sabonis-sacramento-kings-golden-state-warriors/  Taxidermy Bird Drones https://gizmodo.com/dead-birds-drones-flying-stealth-taxidermy-science-1850126986  Aussie News https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/exposed-hugely-popular-aussie-restaurant-chains-face-closure-amid-brutal-costcutting-review/news-story/b9e8e165a334ba6f3f3b6665493b0a00  0:00 Intro 0:10 Welcome and Show Set up 0:57 Box Office Update 2:59 Barren Face Gash 7:07 LA Angels Back to Back to Back Jacks 11:17 Draymond Green Stomps Sabonis 15:46 DGPT Champions Cup 21:52 Premature Celebration 24:41 Bus Driver Child Abuse 28:36 Panthers Paths Crossed 33:08 Bird Drones 36:34 AI Wingman 42:16 Ikea Expansion 44:13 Phone(Ad) 45:41 Clickbait Headline - Back to the Basics, It's Long Overdue 49:15 Aussie News - Losing Legendary Eateries 52:17 Summation 53:30 Outro

    55 min
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Velocity Chaos Podcast is an infotainment ride across the airwaves. Luke, Nick, and their Trusty DJ explore a smorgasbord of ideas, topics, and questions. Velocity Chaos lives on improv, information, and intrigue. We don't know where we're going, or how fast we're going to get there! We hope you come along for the ride!

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