Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
Lise and Sarah
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Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome! www.liseandsarah.com.au If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we’re here to talk about it. We’re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

  1. I Did Yoga Three Times And Now I'm A Guru

    11 HRS AGO

    I Did Yoga Three Times And Now I'm A Guru

    Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their water bottle filled up, and their thirst is keeping Lise awake at night. Sarah keeps a list of baby names in her phone just in case, and needs you to know what they are.  And we have a genius new rule for the next time you're booked in with your hairdresser.  Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to:  0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    33 min
  2. The Only Anzac Biscuit Recipe You Will Ever Need

    4 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    The Only Anzac Biscuit Recipe You Will Ever Need

    Crunchy edges, chewy centre, no regrets. Monique Bowley won a Blue Ribbon at the Royal Adelaide Show and says her recipe is so simple even kids can do it.  She's here to walk us through it, step by step. So pre-heat the oven, boil the kettle, and whatever happens, make sure you send us your Bic Pics.

    16 min

  3. 21 APR

    Is It Ever Ok To Answer Facetime On The Toilet?

    True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mom', but now she's  embarrassing her teenager. Thankfully, her daughter penned a helpful checklist of all the things she is - and isn't - allowed to do anymore. And if you've ever walked around an Art Gallery and wondered dicks in old painting are so small, there's a research study for that. And it's spawned a wonderful European holiday idea for the girls; the stoner boner tour.  Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to:  0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    27 min
  4. How To Break Up With Your Phone

    17 APR • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    How To Break Up With Your Phone

    Sarah is addicted. You might be too. So it's time for a full, unfiltered reckoning with our phones—how we use them and why we are in their grip.  From the dopamine hits, to the shopping apps that have us by the throat, it’s so bloody hard to just be without the glow of the screen. If you're in the same boat, this might be just be the nudge you need to take your eyes off the screen and reclaim your brain.  Check the Goldies facebook group for a step-by-step guide on how to greyscale.

    19 min
  5. We've Found The Biggest Ick

    14 APR

    We've Found The Biggest Ick

    It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things she will never do, including having her Yoni steamed. Why does Sarah always avoid popular things? She wants some psychoanalysis to get to the bottom of it. Instead she asks Lise.  Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to:  0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    31 min
  6. A Birthday Hijacked By Kids Sport

    10 APR • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    A Birthday Hijacked By Kids Sport

    Today Lise turns 45… on the sidelines of an 80-game rugby tournament in Armidale. Meanwhile, Sarah is off sipping margaritas on an girls retreat. Justice? Absolutely not. Plus, why one woman’s apartment-building sex show has the internet divided.

    20 min
  7. We Invented The Perimenopausal Smash Cake

    7 APR

    We Invented The Perimenopausal Smash Cake

    Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage?  We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, but then forget not to judge.  Lise ponders the allure of sending yourself to a "fake jail" as a legit form for self care.  And we decode the baffling slang of the youth of today.  Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to:  0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min
  8. Maggie Dent Is The Boy Whisperer

    3 APR • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Maggie Dent Is The Boy Whisperer

    Okay, boy mums. Gather ‘round. Do you find yourself Googling “how much can a teenage boy eat?” Is your home a constant chorus of grunts and thuds? You're not alone.  This week, Maggie Dent, parenting expert, boy champion, and voice of common-sense parenting joins us to decode everything from surviving the hangry years and understanding those baffling boy brains, to preparing them (and yourself) for the pressure of toxic masculinity.

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    Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome! www.liseandsarah.com.au If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we’re here to talk about it. We’re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

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