Alabaster Flats

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Alabaster Flats Podcast

Welcome to Alabaster Flats: The Self-Aware Western. Name's Whiskers. You heard about the strange happenins here, hm? Biggest mystery this side of the Pecos. We've suffered, or rather, experienced 17 sheriffs in 30 days and we don't know why. While you're here you'll probably meet Miss Sofia she runs the Short Stick Saloon. Try to steer clear of Morgan's Mercantile, and whatever you do, don't let deputy Wyatt Chirp tell you a story. You'll thank me later. Oh, and be sure to say howdy to our newest and 17th Sheriff Patrick Henley. We'll see how long he lasts. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

  1. 08/04/2022

    S2-E4 Return of the Chipotle Kidd Part 2: The Finale

    This is one of those episodes where you're gonna have to clear you entire schedule in order to catch every detail! Folks, I'm telling you right now, what happens in this episode is one for the books!  Yessiree, ain't nothing like I've ever heard and, let me tell you, I've heard it all!  So, grab yourself a bar stool, ask Kasnaji for a whiskey, sit back, and hold on to your Stetson, cuz this one is a humdinger! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    26 min

  2. 15/10/2021

    The Return of the Chipotle Kid || S2-E3

    Well folks, we're real sorry about it taking so long to get this episode put together and published for your listening enjoyment.  We got no good excuse for it, just a simple matter of life got busy and well, sacrifices had to be made. But we're back at it now! And this episode is the beginning of a very interesting phase in the lives of the residents of Alabaster Flats!  Here's a little secret:  Someone in this episode won't live long enough to see season 3! While you wait to find out who lives and who dies, why not grab yourself some mighty fine Alabaster Flats swag at our online mercantile!  Shirts, mugs, and more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    20 min

  3. 04/01/2021

    Season 2 Episode 2: Fireflies, Leo, and Wyatt Makes a Decision

    Ya'ever wondered what would happen if your worst enemy decided to come back and apologize for being a bad guy? Y'all may get your wish with this here episode of Alabaster Flats! And who in tarnation is this fella L.T. Abbadon? Find out a whole buncha secrets in this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    19 min

  4. 19/10/2020

    Shaman, Ringmaster, and Origin Stories...Oh Boy!

    Whoooooeeeee!  Have we got a show for you! This here is the first episode of Season 2 and pardner, it's a humdinger chock full of all the comedy western goodness you can handle! You're gonna find out why Wyatt can't stand Laconic Jack.  Pat finally meets the Shaman! And Pat's quest for the 3 strings begins! Why not grab yourself some mighty fine Alabaster Flats swag at our online mercantile!  Shirts, mugs, and more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    28 min

  5. 04/07/2020

    The Brotherhood Finale

    What actually happened on the return trip from the Brotherhood? Someone almost dies... Someone lost the whiskey... Someone reveals the future... Someone gets to be a hero... You're gonna find out more about the fellas than you ever wanted to in this episode. uT8MjMNISB9rHijdahrt --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    27 min

  6. 16/06/2020

    The Brotherhood Part 2

    The Saga of the Brotherhood of Sheriffs continues! In this episode, Gladys Beech reveals the origin of the Brotherhood, Wyatt shares the wisdom of his father's talks in the corn field, more secrets are revealed about Whiskers, and the boys get closer to returning home to Alabaster Flats. What trauma befell them?   Listen in to find out. This episode is brought to you by Tessera Productions, Happy Hearts Designs -- Where you'll find all kinds of Alabaster Flats swag including original t-shirts, and by Dramedy Acting Studio. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    16 min

  7. 27/04/2020

    The Brotherhood Part 1

    Welcome to our first ever 3-part Epic Adventure! Wyatt has been issued a summons by the mysterious and clandestine Brotherhood of Sheriffs.  Sheriff Henley and Whiskers are going to ride along with him to find out once and for all what exactly this Brotherhood is all about. Winthrop Morgan decides to tag along, but what secret is he keeping? Do the boys reach the Brotherhood? Are there really rattlesnakes that live in forests? What Easter egg shows up in this episode? All these tidbits and more are packed into this humdinger of an episode! Be sure and show our sponsors some love: Happy Hearts Designs Tessera Productions Dramedy Acting Studio --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    18 min

  8. 17/03/2020

    The Showdown

    Howdy Pardners! More secrets about Alabaster Flats are revealed in this episode. Does Whiskers actually leave for good? Who is the mysterious villain known as The Chipotle Kid? All this and more are packed into another side splitting episode--folks are saying that Alabaster Flats is the funniest western this side of the Pecos! Get your Team Alabaster swag from Happy Hearts Designs! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

    20 min
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Welcome to Alabaster Flats: The Self-Aware Western. Name's Whiskers. You heard about the strange happenins here, hm? Biggest mystery this side of the Pecos. We've suffered, or rather, experienced 17 sheriffs in 30 days and we don't know why. While you're here you'll probably meet Miss Sofia she runs the Short Stick Saloon. Try to steer clear of Morgan's Mercantile, and whatever you do, don't let deputy Wyatt Chirp tell you a story. You'll thank me later. Oh, and be sure to say howdy to our newest and 17th Sheriff Patrick Henley. We'll see how long he lasts. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alabasterflats/support

Information

  • Creator
    TesseraProductions
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2022
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © TesseraProductions
  • Show Website
    Alabaster Flats

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