Hammered in Helios The Helios Network
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A spirited D&D podcast. Each episode the cast of ordinary friends adventures through Helios, a dangerous world ruled by an apathetic elder god and a malicious dungeon master. All while drinking and reviewing a new bottle of liquor. It's a serious story, witty roleplay, and a ridiculously good time!
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Ep 9 - A Haunted Vision
In this episode the heroes have a vision of a past life filled with spooks and mystery.
Who is the Sable family and what happened to them? Will the darkness in the vision cause real-world dangers? Why did they see these things at this particular time?
We also review Papa's Pillar Sherry Cask Rum.
Now let's get hammered!
This episode has a special guest, Holly Tripp, who provides the voice of Reagan Sable.
Next episode comes out Nov 9 and we review Puntagave Mezcal!
CW: Language, Horror, Scary, Creepy little girls, family trauma
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Ep 8 - The Death Of Gold
This episode the Copper Boys try to pull off a heist!
How bad does their plan fall apart? Are they able to ruin all of Owen's prepared encounters? Do Ikgnath and Kroft share a moment that only Enrique Iglesias could sing about?
We also review Teeling Small Batch Rum Cask Irish Whiskey.
Now let's get hammered!
Our next episode comes out Oct 28 and of course we're doing a spooky episode, with a special guest appearance! As well, we will be reviewing Papas Pilar Sherry Cask Rum.
CW: Language, Violence,
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Ep 7 - The Disappointing Truth Of Heroes
This episode the boys get Igknath out of the coliseum, but being a celebrity puts a target on his back. And a simple encounter in a rundown bar shines light on the ugly reality behind heroes... and monsters.
Will they be able to make desperately needed allies, or just create more enemies?
During all this the boys are drinking and reviewing Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva Rum.
Next episode comes out Oct 12 and we're reviewing Teeling Small Batch Rum Cask Whisky.
Now then, Let's get hammered!
CW: Language, Alcohol, Violence, Kroft being a dick
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Ep 6 - Igknath vs The Very Big Evil Lion Man
Ikgnath faces off against DYTHON - the Lionel champion of the red coliseum!
It's a fight to the death! Will Ikgnath survive? Will House Tane be toppled? Will the rest of the party be able to make some sweet sweet gold off of Ikgnath's fight?
Who will be the first to get hammered - Dython or the guys just playing D&D?
Follow our Patreon for all the behind the scenes footage and special offers! Next episode comes out 9/27, and we review Diplomatico Reserva Exlusiva Rum.
Now..... Let's Get HAMMERED!!!!
CW: Violence, Alcohol, Language
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Ep. 5 - Get Rich Or Die Trying
In this episode of Hammered In Helios, the heroes attempt to find a way to contact Drudge, the leader of the resistance in Kork. But first, they got to challenge Dython the current champion of the Red Colissium. We also review Tyku Cucumber Saki.
Our next episode comes out on September 13th and in it we review King's Country Light Whiskey. Now....Let's get hammered.
CW: Language, Alcohol, Sex, Gambling
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Ep. 4 - The Language of Lies & Violence
On this episode of Hammered In Helios, the heroes interrogate one of their own, Victoran Amberhall IV. When they arrived back at Beechfang, he collapsed and changed into a featureless skinny grey man. Who is he exactly and more importantly, can he be trusted? We also review Old Forrestor Bottled In Bond.
Our next episode comes out on August 30th titled "Fanfare For Fanfare's sake" and we review Tyku Cucumber Saki. Please like, comment, subscribe, and leave us a 5-star review. It truly helps get this podcast out into the world for everyone to hear. Now let's get hammered!
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