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There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just watch movies, we read them for filth.

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There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just watch movies, we read them for filth.

    Vampires: Brighter in Darkness

    Vampires: Brighter in Darkness

    After a brief hiatus, we're back, with the truly amazing bad movie Vampires: Brighter in Darkness. Vampires are real, y'all, and they're all gay, obviously. But otherwise they're not at all like the vampires you're used to. They can summon demon scorpions, and teleport, and hitch rides on the backs of airplanes, but mostly they just hiss at each other. They hiss so much.

    Topics discussed:


    Glen Powell's cannibalism story
    What to do with $10 million
    Pokemon again
    AFI's hit song Miss Murder
    Vampires, what are they exactly?


    We Read Movies

    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    • 1h 51 min
    Brooklyn Bizarre

    Brooklyn Bizarre

    This week, we watched the not-really-a-movie movie Brooklyn Bizarre. It's 80-90% montages of upsetting weirdo burlesque performances, and then there's a completely unexplained murder at the end, but join us as Eric tries to convince us that it actually means something.

    Topics discussed:


    What exactly is burlesque?
    Chris describes a very short porno
    Mumblecore movies that pretend they're gay movies
    Russian accents
    What exactly is a metaphor?


    We Read Movies

    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    • 1h 13 min
    Departing Seniors

    Departing Seniors

    This week we watched the 2023 slasher movie Departing Seniors. When a gay high-schooler is pushed down the stairs by bullies, the blow to his head that almost kills him actually gives him psychic powers, which he can use to see the future. He then uses that power to save his bullies (who, you may remember, just pushed him down the stairs) from a vengeful serial killer, it's unclear why, tbh

    Topics discussed:


    The 3 Body Problem is kind of a dumb show
    But so are a lot of shows we like
    Other movies that have psychic powers in them
    Bad hair
    Never forget that, in the comic books, Thanos wants to make love to a skeleton


    We Read Movies

    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    • 1h 31 min
    Adam and Steve

    Adam and Steve

    This week, we watched the 2005 rom-com Adam and Steve featuring Parker Posey and Chris Kattan (and starring two other people). We say rom-com, but there's not really any romance, nor is there any comedy. Instead, we're given confusing bits about family curses and a full performance of a song from the Sound of Music.

    Topics discussed:


    We watch a lot of tv shows and they're all more interesting to talk about than this movie
    Hair in the 80's
    9/11
    The hottest cowboys


    We Read Movies

    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    • 1h 38 min
    Devil's Path

    Devil's Path

    This week, we watched the 2018 thriller Devil's Path. When two obvious lunatics meet on a cruising ground within a state park, each with their own secrets, they begin a deadly game of cat and mouse. Or, at the very least, they wander the woods for about an evening, yelling at each other about whether love exists or not. The movie doesn't make much sense, but, hey, at least it only an hour and 22 minutes long.

    Topics discussed:


    The name of the pokemon Muk
    The efficacy of half a deck of Tarot cards
    Cruising and the movie Cruising
    Brother fucking, yay or nay?


    We Read Movies

    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    • 1h 21 min
    The Fruit Machine

    The Fruit Machine

    This week, we watched the 1988 British film The Fruit Machine. Which, yes, does mean it's time for some positively terrible accents from us while we discuss a film where a couple of teenagers witness a murder, go on the run, get abused by a famous opera singer, and finally rescue a magical dolphin. It's a truly wild film.

    Topics discussed:


    Robbie Coltrane
    Flipper's jean shorts
    Are fish creatures?
    Are dolphins fish?
    What exactly is the X-Simulator?


    We Read Movies

    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

    • 1h 19 min

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