Green Eggs... and Man?

Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
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Green Eggs... and Man?

When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.

  1. Judging a Book by Its Cover

    EPISODE 1

    Judging a Book by Its Cover

    (Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4) “Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    36 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Once Upon a Time in Dog World

    Pages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst)  A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    31 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Say Hello to Robot Dad

    Pages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb)  Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    45 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Enjoy... the Perfect Joke

    Pages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1)  Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    42 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!

    Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH)  “That Sam-I-am!  That Sam-I-am!  I do not like  that Sam-I-am!”  Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    41 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    This Hand is Your Hand

    Pages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj)  “Do you like  green eggs and ham?”  Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about.

    45 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    Enter the Matrix

    Pages 12-13. (Image: https://bit.ly/3wBIuG6)  “I do not like them,  Sam-I-am.  I do not like  green eggs and ham.”  Abraham holds up a hand to Sam’s plate of food indicating his refusal.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    45 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    It’s a Kobayashi Maru, Y’all

    Pages 14-15. (Image: https://bit.ly/3zj6iRp) “Would you like them  here or there?”  Sam now holds two long pointing sticks capped with gloved hands, indicating two distinct locations. The green eggs and ham balances atop their head. Abraham frowns, a squiggle from his head indicating displeasure.    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    45 min
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When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.

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