Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite

A lot of questions are answered in this episode: "Why do we exercise? Why do we drink? Would we be good gay dads? WHO IS EATING THE SUN???" And the one question that's on everyone's mind..."How many calories does holding a drink for 20 minutes burn?" Other topics discussed include Everyone Gets Divorced, nachos, getting blasted by lasers, Raized Wrong Productions, UTIs, Trans Easter, and 'art.'  Plus an October 2010 Cosmo gives us the "ability" to burn an extra 305 calories a week. And finally, we FMK three very real things that Joe Biden controls.

17:25 - JG Horny (poorly estimated taxes)
20:43- JR Horny (honesty)
31:35 - JG Gripe (Raized Wrong boys)
35:20 - JR Gripe (customer service)
41:15 - Cosmo's "How to Burn an Extra 305 Calories a Week" (2010)
52:15 - Internet Dumb (Tesla art)
1:07:05 - FMK - "3 Things Joe Biden Controls"