Raised Wrong

Jeanne Goshe & Jessica Rowland

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Raised Wrong Podcast

Best friends/old millennials Jessica & Jeanne discuss their problems, your problems, and consistently problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines. ⁣⁣(Theme music by: ⁣Westbow ⁣https://westbowmusic.bandcamp.com ⁣& ⁣Juracan ⁣https://juracanpdx.bandcamp.com)

25 APR

Disney Dumping

First, an important update about the way we podcast! Then, Jessica does a deep dive into the uproar about Disney changing their Disability Access Service (and the Disney adults who are screaming and shaking and shitting about it). Other topics discussed include HBO’s Julia, audiobooks (Irish), aging gracefully like Isabella Rossellini, Prison Brides, and more. Plus, a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us 5 “stealth new signs that he’s cheating.” God help us. And finally, the hardest FMK ...

1h 5m
11 APR

Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite

A lot of questions are answered in this episode: "Why do we exercise? Why do we drink? Would we be good gay dads? WHO IS EATING THE SUN???" And the one question that's on everyone's mind..."How many calories does holding a drink for 20 minutes burn?" Other topics discussed include Everyone Gets Divorced, nachos, getting blasted by lasers, Raized Wrong Productions, UTIs, Trans Easter, and 'art.' Plus an October 2010 Cosmo gives us the "ability" to burn an extra 305 calories a week. And f...

1h 9m
28 MAR

Mommy is Scary w/ Jessica Rowland

Stepmother of the pod Jessica is back and she's got some gripes! Topics discussed include the phonetic alphabet, Venmo transactions, ghost kitchens, amphetamines, dipping sauces, cyber trucks, embryos, women's sports, and so much more. Plus, a 2009 Cosmopolitan magazine unlocks the secrets to getting hit on "all the time" and they are...not what you'd expect. And finally, in honor of Jeanne's 40th birthday, a very special/disgusting 1984-themed edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.15:22 - Giving people...

1h 48m
14 MAR

I Used To Be Young! w/ Emily Taormina

Long-time patriot and Type-A friend Emily Taormina joins Jeanne on the pod this week! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Jude Law, milk, and so much more. An October 2005 Cosmo article about giving your man attention so he doesn't cheat on you causes us to question what the meaning of the word "pamper" is. And finally, the three most popular Girl Scout Cookies get f**ked, married, and kill...

1h 25m
29 FEB

Why Give Women Names? w/ Julia Vickerman

Jeanne and special guest Julia Vickerman (artist/writer/lover/director) get to know one another and trauma bond over the horror that is a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine. Topics discussed include foster dogs, tattoos, mewing, turning 40, movies where the ocean is the villain, dog dentists, cat eating disorders, Love Island UK All Stars, MGMT’s new album, orca whales, the great (imaginary) ketchup wars, and so much more! A Cosmo article entitled "What He Really Says About You To His Friends" ...

1h 28m
6 FEB

Cosmo Mini: Sexy Honeymoon Surprises

A June 2003 wedding issue of Cosmopolitan magazine gives us some "naughty newlywed tips to keep your guy guessing" and we are legally obligated to discourage you from trying them out.

11 min
22/12/2023

I Saw Mommy Drop Kicking Santa Claus w/ Ava Williams

Your friendly neighborhood Ava (Williams) is back and we've got ! Topics include orange foods, cyber bullying (light), audiobooks and the Libby app, wool (give it a shot), Baldur's Gate, gift guides, pervy male authors, and more. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us tips and tricks for not killing the snowboarding boyfriend we apparently hate because that would ruin Christmas or Hannukah! And finally we F**k, Marry, & Kill 3 mainstays of holiday decorations. Cauti...

1h 38m
06/11/2023

Eating Ribs With Your Fingers Over Candlelight w/ Jessica Rowland

Oops! All Internet Dumbs! Jessica’s back after a 5-month hiatus and we talk about very current events like the Titan submersible implosion, the death of Sean Connery, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and Gary Larson’s The Far Side. Other topics include CAPTCHA, Bing.com, more Bing.com, going to the dentist, Dissociative Identity Disorder, and more. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan's "Great Ways to Spend a Weekend With Him" will have you eating giant paninis and boning at your friend's house next...

1h 19m

Best friends/old millennials Jessica & Jeanne discuss their problems, your problems, and consistently problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines. ⁣⁣(Theme music by: ⁣Westbow ⁣https://westbowmusic.bandcamp.com ⁣& ⁣Juracan ⁣https://juracanpdx.bandcamp.com)

Creator

Jeanne Goshe & Jessica Rowland
Years Active

2020 - 2024
Episodes

71
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© 2024 Raised Wrong
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