April fools episode Tom De Anza Dialogues

Standard operating procedure regarding the disclaimer, the views expressed on this episode are the hosts own and in no way represent the view of any organization Tom is part of. 

Script

Sources will be in The script because it'll take too long to list them out.  

my opinions are my own and this document has  some parts of my original prankisode script which was scrapped due to being too spicy, but here's my opinion on the Federacy's weird procurement program regarding the Fielddress.