31 episodes

Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks.

Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home.

Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain ABC listen

    • Comedy
    • 4.2 • 6 Ratings

Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks.

Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home.

Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

    Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

    Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

    We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

    • 32 min
    Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

    Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

    A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.

    • 32 min
    Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

    Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

    Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

    • 33 min
    Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

    Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

    Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

    • 32 min
    Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

    Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

    This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

    • 35 min
    Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

    Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

    This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

    • 32 min

Customer Reviews

4.2 out of 5
6 Ratings

6 Ratings

Cathflute3 ,

Entertaining!

Good varied comedy stories about travel with comedians. Some you'll know, a lot you won't. An entertaining half hour - recommended.

Fatlightbulb ,

Hilarious

Funny and entertaining.

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