117 episodes

An improvised comedy podcast from Middlesbrough comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty sidekick Mala.
Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content.

*Not for the easily offended*

A Shoe Cake Comedy Production

‘Ted Talks‘ - The Ted Hanky Podcast Ted Hanky

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 101 Ratings

An improvised comedy podcast from Middlesbrough comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty sidekick Mala.
Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content.

*Not for the easily offended*

A Shoe Cake Comedy Production

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Eurovision

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Eurovision

    It's the final episode of the season. The lads will return in September!!
    This week Ted and Mala discuss Eurovision, Ted has changed his name due to a certain darts player being a 'wrong un' and announces he is off on holiday! 
    Up the Boro!! 
     
    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
     
    JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
     
    ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast
    Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
    Click this link for more info 👉  https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
    NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
     
    Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
    Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 
    A Shoe Cake Comedy production
    Sponsored by Jokepit
    CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
    N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
    Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 
    The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
    (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
    Music
    'Silly Intro' & 'Vladimir' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
    Royalty Free Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
    Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
    Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    • 25 min
    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Serious Mamage!

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Serious Mamage!

    This week Ted and Mala analyse the Boro players released, the ones staying, and the ones we need to buy! They also go through the squad players pictures on the official Middlesbrough FC website ... some crackers on it! 
     
    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
     
    JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
     
    ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast
    Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
    Click this link for more info 👉  https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
    NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
     
    Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
    Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 
    A Shoe Cake Comedy production
    Sponsored by Jokepit
    CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
    N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
    Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 
    The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
    (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
    Music
    'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
    'Muse' by Purrple Cat | https://purrplecat.com
    Royalty Free Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
    Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
    Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    • 27 min
    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : UP THE BORO!

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : UP THE BORO!

    This week Ted and Mala share the intrinsic details from their bank holiday night out in Yarm .... and the lads rally the troops ready for Boro's final game of the season ... or is it? Let's hope not!!
    Up the Boro!!!
     
    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
     
    JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
     
    ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast
    Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
    Click this link for more info 👉  https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
    NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
     
    Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
    Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 
    A Shoe Cake Comedy production
    Sponsored by Jokepit
    CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
    N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
    Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 
    The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
    (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
    Music
    'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
    'The Travelling Symphony' by Savfk | https://www.youtube.com/savfkmusic
    Royalty Free Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
    Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
    Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    • 28 min
    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Goth Test

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Goth Test

    This week Ted shares his experience at the Whitby Goth Festival and is encouraged to take Mala's specially prepared Goth Test. 
    There also another episode of 'The Hanky Panky Club' where the lads are hosting Boro's Got Talent.
     
    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
     
    JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
     
    ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast
    Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
    Click this link for more info 👉  https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
    NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
     
    Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
    Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 
    A Shoe Cake Comedy production
    Sponsored by Jokepit
    CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
    N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
    Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 
    The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
    (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
    Music
    'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
    'Indie Rock Travel' | WAY by Alex-Productions | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx0_M61F81Nfb-BRXE-SeVA
    The Travelling Symphony by Savfk | https://www.youtube.com/savfkmusic
    Royalty Free Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
    Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
    Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    • 39 min
    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Pint of GANK

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Pint of GANK

    This week Ted and Mala discuss Sean Dyche, Chris Wilder, and the top 100 official penis size table - all countries ranked in order of size .... It's a beauty of a discussion!
    Also a cracking episode of 'The Hanky Panky Club', where a team meeting generates loads of potential new events for the former Bongo site!
     
    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
     
    JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
     
    ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast
    Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
    Click this link for more info 👉  https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
    NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
     
    Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
    Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 
    A Shoe Cake Comedy production
    Sponsored by Jokepit
    CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
    N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
    Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 
    The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
    (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
    Music
    'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
    'Indie Rock Travel' | WAY by Alex-Productions | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx0_M61F81Nfb-BRXE-SeVA
    Royalty Free Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
    Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
    Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    • 33 min
    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : TEDFEST

    ’Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast : TEDFEST

    This week Ted is furious about a certain darts player with the same name (spelt differently) giving him some really bad press. 
    The lads also discuss an interesting wheelie bin story on Teesside Lies and  in the new sitcom, 'The Hanky Panky Club' (set in the former Bongo), Ted host's a fundraiser day called TEDFEST. 
     
    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
     
    JOIN THE TED TALKS FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
    CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
     
    ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast
    Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
    Click this link for more info 👉  https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
    NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.
     
    Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
    Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance 
    A Shoe Cake Comedy production
    Sponsored by Jokepit
    CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
    N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
    Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. 
    The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
    (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
    Music
    'Silly Intro' & by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
    'Funky Days' by Peyruis | https://soundcloud.com/peyruis
    'Indie Rock Travel' | WAY by Alex-Productions | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx0_M61F81Nfb-BRXE-SeVA
    Royalty Free Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
    Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
    Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    • 28 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
101 Ratings

101 Ratings

S*tting in the fence ,

Upbeat & cheeky

What a morale boosting local character. Talks about up to date topics with a local twist in there referring to all things with a “past & present slang”. Very funny with lots of silly daftness along the way. I’m enjoying this podcast immensely as it makes me look stupid when I burst out with laughter in the supermarket aisles forgetting where I am. Well done Ted & co.

JamesJ1979 ,

Superb - Always

As ever, Ted does not fail to deliver. He is on par every time, and I mean EVERY time. This podcast makes me laugh and giggle like a school boy and I get silly looks when I forget I’m shopping in Asda as I’m listening. Keep going Ted.

Terrrrrryoyoyoyo ,

BORO BOYO

This man is a living legend - funniest podcast on the platform!

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