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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

The Luke and Pete Sho‪w‬ Stakhanov

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

    A Glitching House Move

    A Glitching House Move

    On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’.


    Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out!


    Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with your latest funny news for the boys.
     
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    • 33 min
    Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To

    Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To

    On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars. 


    Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out!


    Get in touch with us via email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow's the handle! We love hearing from you (most of the time).


    If you've read down this far, make sure to drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Nothing less. Cheers!
     
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    • 27 min
    Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs

    Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs

    We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas.


    Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now!


    Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on social media @lukeandpeteshow!
     
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    • 31 min
    Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries

    Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries

    On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, Luke and Pete share some of their food guru idols...


    Elsewhere, Luke tells us what he’s been doing to ease lockdown headaches and Pete shares his peculiar reality TV ice skating plans. Don’t miss out!


    Get involved by emailing us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or dropping us a follow on Instagram/Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Oh, and if you've read this far down, give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers!
     
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    • 33 min
    Pete's Famous Nipples

    Pete's Famous Nipples

    We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy in the kitchen.


    Elsewhere, we discuss motorised robotic bins and personalised Scottish gritting trucks before ANOTHER NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME! Don't miss out!


    Get in touch with us on Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow with your stories from the week, or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!
     
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    • 35 min
    Front Door Gadget Scammers

    Front Door Gadget Scammers

    On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house. 


    Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out!


    Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently? Let us know over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Instagram@lukeandpeteshow.


    If you've scrolled down this far, make sure you head over to Apple Podcasts and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers!
     
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    • 36 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

King Jeeps ,

Brilliant

This is the best podcast I have access to

Sid Stone ,

I accidentally submitted 1 star

Guilt ridden with... well ummm guilt. I hit 1 star by accident because I’m an idiot.

5 stars for light entertainment. Luke and Pete don’t have to think about “it” so you don’t have to think about “it” either, whatever “it” is.

If you want to know what “it” is, listen to Luke and Pete. You won’t regret it.

Brilliant. Ignore the 1 start I accidentally gave this podcast and go with my 5 star rating.

U8Mate ,

Absolute Rubbish

As a fan of the ramble, I began listening to the show from the start. Over time it became quite repetitive, so I stopped around the time of the first lockdown as I no longer needed something to fill the boredom of a commute.

After hearing the ads on the Football Ramble, I gave it another chance to see if the show had in anyway progressed. It hadn’t. Still all talk of batteries, This American Wife, and lowest common denominator ‘Do you remember the 90s?’ chat.

All of which would be a lot more bearable if Luke wasn’t so smug and self satisfied.

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