The Vesta Clinic

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The Vesta Clinic

The Vesta Clinic tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together a patient’s complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.

  1. 1. The Pilot

    EPISODE 1

    1. The Pilot

    It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that.

    23 min
  2. 2. Hivemind

    EPISODE 2

    2. Hivemind

    Date: 557/1/2732 Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid Patient ID: 01475632   Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns   The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Bee06.wav by iainmccurdy at Freesound.org  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor

    18 min
  3. 3. Vet

    EPISODE 3

    3. Vet

    Date: 562/1/2732 Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human Patient ID: 00347512   Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain    Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space.    __________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Man runs long corridor 01 171017_1227.wav by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ latex glove1.2.aiff by brotherprovisional at Freesound.org  Monster in Pain by Brainclaim at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception

    18 min
  4. 4. Shedding Syndrome

    EPISODE 4

    4. Shedding Syndrome

    Date: 568/1/2732Patient: 'Maya', DPCC ID 0185505. HumanPatient ID: 00651528 Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood’s strong point. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)  The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.  Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Reasonable Force’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod  You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!  This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org  unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org   Content Warnings: Rodent creatures, Fantasy prison system, References to criminal activity including kidnap

    20 min
  5. 5. Heart Broken

    EPISODE 5

    5. Heart Broken

    Date: 570/1/2732 Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan Patient ID: 00946713   Presenting Complaint: Alive?    Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell (quietly) as Xaelest Adra .Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called 'Reverberation’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org  Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at Freesound.org button (4).wav by kwazi at Freesound.org unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org   Content Warnings: Death, Grief, Euthanasia, Sacrifice, Loneliness

    28 min
  6. 6. Growth

    EPISODE 6

    6. Growth

    Date: 580/1/2732Patient: Sida Cupress Pinoles. Arbolite Patient ID: 00952604  Presenting Complaint: New Growth _____________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra .Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Root Twisting’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  glassbottle on wooden table fx.wav by jammaj at Freesound.org Wounded Alien by Airborne80 at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Cancer, mentions of colonialism, historical interspecies tensions

    22 min
  7. 7. FASERUNR

    EPISODE 7

    7. FASERUNR

    Date: 592/1/2732 Patient: Sung Fang, human Patient: ID 34565432Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before?__________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Timeless’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  Watch_pickup_Laminate_wood.wav by snapssound at Freesound.org unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org  sticker peel.flac by tim.kahn at Freesound.org  High Pitched Ticking.wav by _MC5_ at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)

    25 min
  8. 8. Test Tube Baby

    EPISODE 8

    8. Test Tube Baby

    Date: 604/1/2732 Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven.  Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting    If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before.  __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Ginger’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Content Warnings: Experimentation on a sentient being (presumed without consent); Surgical scars; Contraception; Anxiety with panic attack symptoms;  Pregnancy; Vomiting mention (no sound effects)

    26 min
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4.3
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The Vesta Clinic tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together a patient’s complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.

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    thevestaclinicpodcast
  • Episodes
    27
  • Seasons
    1
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