All I Want for Christmas is Hoops Grudge Match

Title Card:
NBA Christmas Day
Undercards:
Deep Threat vs Hail Mary: The COVID Chronicles
Antonio Brown vs Jonathan Lipnicki vs Jake Paul
So, this weekend of sports is as 2020 as it gets. The Denver Broncos started [insert name here] at quarterback after everyone got hit by the COVID stick, and Jake Paul made sure that Nate Robinson can't ever leave his home again. Bad for the Broncos and bad for Nate, but not for our boys! They put on their producer caps to cast the inevitable movie that'll be made about this weird weekend in Broncos history, and then debate who should be next in line to fight Internet supervillain Jake Paul between resident NFL crazy person Antonio Brown and 90s childhood hero Jonathan Lipnicki.

And for our title fight, JUJU ISN'T STUPID ANYMORE! ...Maybe. The NBA is BACK for Christmas, and the boys go through the schedule of juicy juicy matchups, including one that pits Juju's Nets against Sammy's Celtics.

Also, Jonathan Lipnicki is totally ripped now, and Juju really hates Jayson Tatum's dumb dumb hair.