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Erika & Hazen

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Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo Instagram: 2b1b.pod

26/05/2023

Eye Twitching Through It

It’s a shorty but a goody. A prequel, if you will. Hazen, the embodiment of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Erika, the devil—as some surely envision her, are back. With a hasty cup of tea. We’re reuniting in a week and will provide all the thoughts we had after we ended this recording, with the addition of special guests!

20 min
01/03/2023

Toyota Crayola and Mist

Our entire lives are spent coming up with subpar drag names for ourselves—we can never have enough identities. This week, experience Mr. Ring as Erika did, and Hazen as he shares the dangers of being a mail man. Happy International Bear Convergence! (Also if you’re a skinny white boy in southern Utah, we talk shit on you here. xo)

38 min
29/01/2023

You Know She’s a Girl, Right?

Listen to what Hazen got Erika’s little sister and brother into over a weekend in Palm Springs, how Hazen served an unassuming Craigslist woman more than just tea, and Erika complain.

30 min
04/01/2023

Is Erika Even Canadian?

Erika shares some TMI couple’s advice, while Hazen takes notes. Apparently Canadian’s don’t believe in a tick (Erika actively gagged upon googling when a picture of a tick popped up) related disease? Hazen said so, so it must be fact. Don’t fault us for not knowing anything—we’re hot.

30 min
15/12/2022

Go Away Grandma

Hazen is back in Utah! For the day. Erika demonstrates what petty vengeance is to a family member who previously struggled with the definition of it (she has 3 immediate family members blocked at the time of this message), and both of the blondes apologize to Edgar.

35 min
16/11/2022

Season 32

Or whatever. What’s up bitches, we’re back, again, once more, today, with an episode. Consider it our re-re-entry into podcasting. Hot girl summer was giving winter downies this year with temperatures from hell thanks to global warming, so that’s what we’re blaming our absence on. But stfu because here’s an episode, a shit one because Erika couldn’t figure out how to connect her laptop to wifi (bitch wtf), but an episode nonetheless. Erika has since reconnected her Lenovo to the internet.

27 min
21/08/2022

ABORT ABORT

hello season 3! Thank you for surviving this long after we took a hot break, but we’re back ya boobs. Today Hazen shares his exclusive estate sale endeavours, and Erika is still grim. Enjoy! xx

29 min
28/05/2022

High Demand Hazen Hazard

As titled, this is a hazardly Hazen episode and we are thriving vicariously thru his antics. Featuring Kasey today! Tune in for an update on the movement we started at Ol*ve G*arden, why Hazen needs to lower his standards, and which doormats give Erika nightmares.

24 min

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Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo Instagram: 2b1b.pod

Creator

Erika & Hazen
Years Active

2020 - 2023
Episodes

41
Rating

Explicit
Show Website

2 Blondes 1 Brain

2 Blondes 1 Brain

Eye Twitching Through It

Toyota Crayola and Mist

You Know She’s a Girl, Right?

Is Erika Even Canadian?

Go Away Grandma

Season 32

ABORT ABORT

High Demand Hazen Hazard

About

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2 Blondes 1 Brain

Episodes

Eye Twitching Through It

Toyota Crayola and Mist

You Know She’s a Girl, Right?

Is Erika Even Canadian?

Go Away Grandma

Season 32

ABORT ABORT

High Demand Hazen Hazard

About

Information