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We bring you the Internet’s best prank calls and comedy. Mondays With Macron: Every Monday at 8pm UK time, with at least 2 bonus shows every week for supporters! patreon.com/macron

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    • 4.3, 47 Ratings

We bring you the Internet’s best prank calls and comedy. Mondays With Macron: Every Monday at 8pm UK time, with at least 2 bonus shows every week for supporters! patreon.com/macron

    Goose Abuse

    Goose Abuse

    Goose Abuse







    The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them gay porn. The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her missing dresser and helped with another Boxycharm subscription, and many more. We also got Kevin to sing a brand new message from Jeffrey! Don't forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be doing a Patreon.

    • 3 hr 24 min
    Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20

    Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20

    Stupid Ray's Idiot Birthday - 05/30/20







    It's stupid Ray's birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we played Sea Of Thieves until we all passed out. I left the Sea Of Thieves audio attached to the end of this podcast even though it's just mostly us being drunk and talking it still should go in here. We'll be back on Monday all sober and ready for action, we promise! Don't forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up with Patreon!

    • 5 hr 51 min
    Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20

    Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20

    Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion - 05/26/20







    Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn't in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a nice lady to never use Amazon again, had THE Super Mario take a call for us, spoke to Louis from Family Guy and tried to recruit an Uber driver to be a getaway driver and we also triggered some kind of bizarre religious ceremony. Don't forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be working for Jolo...

    • 3 hr 40 min
    Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20

    Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20

    Mondays With Macron On Thursday - 05/21/20







    First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we're now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn't showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we're looking into it. Tonight Ron tries to set up a lady with Lenny, Kevin calls our new voicemail system to sing a song, some lady can't get her head around her Octember delivery date, Tyrone steals a whole bunch of stuff including a gold chain which made one gentleman very angry indeed and a whole lot more crazy people too. Thank you to everyone involved with and who supported this show, it was a blast. We have a lot more to come too! Don't forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be catching up...

    • 4 hr 3 min
    Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20

    Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20

    Rufus Therapy And The French Connection - 05/11/20







    Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you've all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered from, a dating site customer who spent all his money trying to find a match, a couple who's VERY expensive purse was stolen by Tyrone, another lady who simply could not operate the automated phone system and we had another tragic shooting. Amongst many other awesome calls. Don't forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will be still pirating!

    • 4 hr 35 min
    Ray’s Gay Goose – 04/27/20

    Ray’s Gay Goose – 04/27/20

    Ray's Gay Goose - 04/27/20







    We're back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who's fat pills didn't work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn't handle the automated phone system, some dating site customers who were very upset, a lady who didn't want to donate to lease a bus for sick children and we also brought out Ray's new secret weapon: The Gay Goose. Don't forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Macron will probably be playing more Sea Of Thieves.....

    • 5 hr 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.3 out of 5
47 Ratings

47 Ratings

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My favorite!

I’ve been listening for about a month to a mix of older and newer shows, and they’re all hilarious!

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I've been hooked on this show for years!

It is figuratively like a box of chocolates, and each episode is a uniquie morsel of hilarity. Totally recommend!

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