Vice President Zombie JFK Jr.

A zombie JFK expected to run with Trump as Vice Prez (according to Qanon), a man whose birthday scam got him wrapped up in a lawsuit, a functional nostalgic Fisher Price rotary phone made for adults because we are all broken inside, a story about US healthcare fees that were incurred for no reason whatsoever, a man who was eaten by piranhas while trying to escape a swarm of bees, and the "jetpack man". All of this and more on this week's news update!

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