Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Night Vale Presents

4.8 (456)
FILM REVIEWS
UPDATED WEEKLY

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

2 DAYS AGO

240 - Piranha 3D (2010)

MERGEFIELD Description Gills Gone Wild MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 36m
NOV 5

239 - Deep Red (1975)

MERGEFIELD Description Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 59m
OCT 31

238 - Too Many Cooks (2014) & other horror shorts

MERGEFIELD Description "Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 24m
OCT 29

237 - Seconds (1966)

MERGEFIELD Description If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 42m
OCT 22

236 - The Exorcist III (1990)

MERGEFIELD Description Such typical Gemini behavior MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 47m
OCT 15

235 - The Sixth Sense (1999)

MERGEFIELD Description You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 48m
OCT 8

234 - Burst City (1982)

MERGEFIELD Description A Hard(core) Day's Night MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 35m
OCT 1

233 - The Vanishing (1988)

MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you just have to let things go. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 52m

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TRAILER

Teaser: Random Horror 9 Debuts August 11

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com Music by Cecil Baldwin Logo by David Baldwin Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @RandomHorror9 and on Facebook. RNGHP9 is part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com

08/06/2020

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1 min

4.8

out of 5

456 Ratings

Fun podcast

Jul 17

adelaidefox

I always enjoy listening and it’s fun how the hosts figure out which movies to watch. They are very literary/analytical so I feel like I’m back in college where the professors always included films on the syllabus. I want to see their take on Company of Wolves! Also, GUYS. I listened to the Howling 2 episode today and as a teacher going into my 24th year teaching middle school THANK U. You made me tear up with what you said about teachers.
Love horror, love dogs

Jun 27

ranboo dragon traner

This podcast is just so; 💜💜💜💜 👁️👄👁️👻😮😱😳😳👻👻👻🦴🦴💜💜💜💜🍿🍿🍿. Ya know
Good way to learn about horror

Apr 16

Half Baked Cat

I am not a fan of horror movies, but find the lore within them fascinating. These discussions are a great way to learn that lore and because it goes in a random order it never gets stale. I can’t wait till they get to an animated style movie as they have not come close to touching any as of where I’ve listened to.
Approachability 10/10

11/25/2023

Wes Roads

It feels like I’m chatting about horror movies with my two smart, funny friends.