53 episodes
2 Useless Organisms 2 Useless Organisms
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4.9 • 16 Ratings
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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.
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Ep. 38: Salad Fingers, Olympic Chores & Swingin' Bobby Dayton
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz.Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
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Ep. 37: Child Gladiators, Jupiter China & Ranking Tragedies
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy’s culture.Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
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Ep. 36: Pants-Shitting Schedules, Finger Liquids & Rumpleforeskin's Lemon Sack
On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade. Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter...
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Ep. 35: Butthole Pancakes, Theme Park Shenanigans & Darcy Dewdrop's Probe
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis. Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Be...
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Ep. 34: Dying in Utah, Mega-Yachts & Tommy's Crohn's Disease
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast.Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
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Ep. 33: Legal Gladiators, Double Flicks & Partially Digested Beef Jerky
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Customer Reviews
2 Useful Orgasms
2 orgasms is such a helpful podcast. They put me straight to sleep while I was getting circumcised the other day. I’ve never heard a Soothing voice
Always a good time!
Best podcast to listen to while waiting in traffic on OBT. This show is full of laughs. It gets even better when they bring in special guests!
Two Useless Organisms
Funny and well thought out podcast.