Chapo Trap House

Sell me gold or brain enhancement pills or we riot

The snide little Berner (I guess?) calls To the audience to not get kettled On bridges or tunnels Saying he just watches online videos Of kettlings all the live long day We need healthcare [crisis] cries the publisher’s Son, who may have left a borough for 2 weeks, laying on an air horn if he hasn’t said that in 2 years Or the guest hasn’t brought it up The little gamer struggles to not say a slur And emasculates the few that point it out This self interested opportunism will lead To midmorning sobs online and on mic For a hope they never held Clearly these days of Future Wally George Shine soft and cool against the wire These soon helmet haired thunderheads Small rats that love the sinking ship As it’s named The Moon & made of cheese

I love chapo but my god stop bringing in Alex Nichols he is so unfunny I can’t stand it. I’m sure he’s great in person or whatever but stop subjecting me to his unfunny interjections and dull commentary pleeeeease

Hard to listen to now, anywhere Brace’s dumb opinions pop up is a quick unsubscribe. Mostly feels like killing time, not informative or entertaining