Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

  1. HÁ 3 DIAS

    Bamboozled

    On this episode, Heather starts off the episode with the exciting news of her new show, The Bamboozled Tour! She discusses the origin of the word and how it became one of her favorites to use.  She chats about her weekend in Oxford and seeing the Ole Miss win. She also got bamboozled with tickets from a Georgia fan who she thought was a friend.  She takes your voicemails about her potential as a president, the status of our voicemail callers, and what party favors moms are buying these days are not so different from what Robin did when Heather was growing up. Episode Sponsors: Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Get yourself the gift of comfort. Plus, for November only, Honeylove is giving up to 50% off sitewide. Visit Honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY to shop their sale and let them know we sent you when the survey asks. Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week. Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts.   Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h17min

  2. 6 DE NOV.

    Humbled in 36D

    On this episode, Heather is back from the Breeders Cup. She brought Jeff and Robin across the country for a quick trip to where the surf meets the turf. She even sacrifices her first class upgrade so Robin could really be spoiled. She is super excited for the upcoming Ole Miss vs. Georgia game, but has a little anxiety for the upcoming election. She hopes everyone exercised their right to vote. She takes your voicemails where she is receives some praise, as well as some that get her riled up about brunch, outfit choices at work and big girl budgeting. Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts. Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free. Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15. Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to join bilt.com/absolutely.  Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h7min

  3. 1 DE NOV.

    BONUS: ESPN Queen Laura Rutledge

    On this bonus episode, Heather welcome Laura Rutledge to the pod. Laura is coming to us from ESPN’s campus in Bristol, CT and chats with Heather about how she can be found on the sidelines of the NFL, SEC as well as the Masters. Heather gets some tips and tricks for interviewing on the red carpet while they discuss the trials of being a lady in the biz. They are manifesting a reunion at the Ole Miss vs Georgia game in the grove and what they would serve at the tailgate. Episode Sponsors: Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle. Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. My followers will get 15% off their first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at oakessentials.com join the Naked Wines community and head to NakedWines.com/absolutely for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping. For a limited time only, head to BranchBasics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use Code ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your entire order.  Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    56min

  4. 30 DE OUT.

    They Don’t Call Me RAM for Nothing

    On the episode, Heather is in the studio for Halloween and brings along one of our favorite guests. ROBIN! In this iconic Halloween episode, Heather dons her best Robin costume and lets everyone know how life really is like living with her daughter. She is so excited to be in charge of the pod and take voicemails from all of her fans. Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H). Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week. Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h2min

  5. 23 DE OUT.

    Rollerblades on Broadway

    On this episode, Heather is back at the studio Atlanta after an exhilarating weekend in New York City on her press tour for Breadwinner. She reflects on her hard work and schlepping through the mean streets. She chats how she is piling more on in Q4 before every one goes on their holiday vacation for 3 weeks in Cabo starting on Thanksgiving. She takes the voicemails of you gals going through new changes in life, but also through it with dating. And ponders if the baby deer she sees on her walks a bad or good sign. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE bottle of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT. Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY. As our loyal listeners you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code at checkout at lolavie.com. Go to Leesa.com today to claim your exclusive discount! Leesa is offering 20% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners!  Look for our black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it b******t-free. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    56min

  6. 16 DE OUT.

    Glam Trash with Briley King

    On this episode, Heather is NYC and welcomes Briley King to the podcast. Briley is the wife of the iconic musician Marcus King, but is a boss bitch entrepreneur in her own right. She is the center of Little Bird Trucking hats, but aso has the voice of an angel. They get into Briley's life as a daughter of a truck driver and how that has former her life and why the online trolls think she is the biggest gold digger. Episode Sponsors: Visit Carawayhome.com/absolutely to see all of our favorite products AND take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. LaCroix Sparkling Water is available nationwide, and you can find a list of retailers on www.LaCroixWater.com. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h7min

  7. 9 DE OUT.

    McMahan Can and She Will

    On this episode, the marathon continues as Heather is doing all the things from hanging out with Reese Witherspoon to a surprise pop up at the Call Her Daddy live show. It was a weekend full of fearless women doing the most. She gets into the reactions from Kamala Harris sitting down with Alex Cooper after her, an 8-year old girl who stole her mom's Rogue for a Target run, and elects 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin' as her campaign theme music after hitting the voicemails. This episode is dedicated to Crystal, an inspiration and absolute badass. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE bottle of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week. Look for our black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it b******t-free. Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you. Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!  Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h25min

  8. 4 DE OUT.

    BONUS: Who the F*** Was at the Freak-Offs?

    On this bonus episode, Heather is back in LA and kicking the press tour off with an attitude of gratitude for all of the love on the announcement this week. She falls into the rabbit hole with her producer as they discuss theories around the Diddy Freak-Offs, who they’re hoping wasn’t there, and make it clear that Heather was NEVER invited. Then, she hits the Absolutely Not Line to give you your second dose of much-needed sage advice for the week. Episode Sponsors: Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle. Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely. Go to Ro.co/ABSOLUTELY. Memberships start at $99 for your first month. Medication costs are separate. My followers will get 15% off their first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at oakessentials.com. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    59min
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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