Absolutely Not Absolutely Not

We talk about toxic traits we didn't realize until now and having hoe friends.

Play a little Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (spoiler alert: we are not)

And reveal our best kept secret!!! Just you wait....

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AITA, our turn ons (ok + turn offs lets be fr)

+ ramblings including but not limited to our favorite school lunches,

the first time we went fishing, + working out with no shoes on.



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porn in relationships, the public school system + applying pressure (even when you're ugly)

sammy finally reveals the addiction she's been hiding from us all along

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how we deal with our mental health + the reality of being around people you aren't compatible with.

Plus our usual goofy ass shenanigans! 

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can you love yourself too much?

should we be the cheetah girls or the grinch cast for halloween? (yes, we know its 10 months away, we just have anxiety)

also, you know those couples that cheat on each other + everyone knows? like what are your thoughts on that?

we play too many games, but that's why you're back!



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Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama

Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143

literally the most holy episode we've ever done.

also, spoiler alert, we tell the entire plot of Old but if you wanted to watch it you should have already.



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Follow us on instagram!!

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Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_

Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama

Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143