10 episodes

Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give advice on patios around the world.

Advice on the Patio Advice On The Patio

    • Education
    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings

Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give advice on patios around the world.

    What Was Happening in the Shtetl, Y’know What I’m Saying?

    What Was Happening in the Shtetl, Y’know What I’m Saying?

    Fiddler on the Roof is a pre-requisite to this episode. After you’ve done that, you may listen to August and Indie’s advicé about playing hard to get when you’re anxious, lights and sex, and cases of cold feet. Enjoy!

    • 19 min
    Sit Down Bitch: The Live Tour

    Sit Down Bitch: The Live Tour

    Normalize taking a year long hiatus from your podcast! Back and better than ever, Indie and August answer questions about pube shaving, FOMO, selfishness, and advicé about giving advicé.

    • 29 min
    We’ll Show You Our Advice Really Hard

    We’ll Show You Our Advice Really Hard

    Do you even need advice anymore? Yes, you do. Wanna learn about oozy zits, knocking etiquette, and finding your soulmate? All in the episode.

    • 21 min
    You are NOT a dolphin

    You are NOT a dolphin

    August and Indie are joined by their sage younger sisters Severine (14), Shiraz (12), and Shanez (10). The cohosts and their very opinionated guest stars discuss birthday cakes, how to put pants on, and spirit animals. CW: very loud episode.

    • 27 min
    This episode was funded by the CDC

    This episode was funded by the CDC

    This episode has NO ASSOCIATION with the CDC. Sisters August and Indie return from an extended hiatus to discuss friend breakups, ho phases and bidets. CW: this episode contains sexual themes.

    • 33 min
    How not to ruin Goysgiving

    How not to ruin Goysgiving

    Advicé on the Patio is back! Holiday table topics, Kamelbacks, and special song sung by Indie.

    • 29 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
2 Ratings

2 Ratings

Slavicdude1 ,

The best podcast? Yes

I first experienced this show at 4 am, in my bout of sleep deprivation I started listening. Immediately, the noise of wind across Venice beach take you to a different place, on the patio. If you’re able to overlook or, in my case, appreciate the initial discussion of ridiculous pronunciation of the word patio, you’ll get surprisingly good, and helpful advice. I expect great things!

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