All Tricks, No Treats Cris Garza and Briana Tanori

Ding Dong! Ever found yourself chuckling in the midst of a podcasting blunder or while nursing an out-of-the-blue injury? Briana and I sure have, and we're dishing out heaps of stories that'll have you nodding along. From our quirky studio antics to the unexpected 'lightning crotch' jolts of pregnancy, we're raising a glass to the triumphs and trials of life behind the mic and beyond. And because we can't help ourselves, we even throw in a tale of thrifting joy because, let's face it, who doesn't love a good bargain hunt story?

Then there's this thing about relationships – when to define them, how to label them, and the sometimes awkward dance around "making it official." Briana and I don't just share our own 11-year odyssey; we also peel back the layers on your stories, including those surprise girlfriend announcements and the gut punch of commitment rejections. If you're bumbling about how to bring up 'the talk,' we've got some tried-and-true tips that'll help you slide into that conversation smoother than a cold beer on a summer's day.

Wrapping it up, we put on our life coach visors (because hats are so last year) and get real about the personal groundwork you need before jumping into the dating fray. Oh, and because we can't ignore the siren call of festival season, we're spilling our thoughts on the latest Coachella lineup so snug up with your favorite drink, and let's navigate this rollercoaster of personal anecdotes, relationship wisdom, and pop culture musings. Cheers to an episode that's like your favorite playlist – a little bit of everything, all rolled into one.

0:26 Podcasting Challenges and Personal Stories
9:59 Making Relationships Official
23:52 Tips for Having the Relationship Talk
32:13 Coachella Lineup and Relationship Expectations
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Ding Dong! Have you ever found yourself in the unexpected role of a coach, not just in parenting but on the baseball field? That's where I landed this week, juggling my son's enthusiasm for the sport with my own hilarious cluelessness about coaching. But the fun doesn't stop there; imagine our family's delight when we discovered our new library's 50-book limit, opening a whole new world of bedtime stories and a slight panic about where we'll keep them all! Join us as we weave through these parenting adventures, including managing an almost-eight-year-old's love for loud YouTubers and finding the hilarity in every day.

Jealousy can be more than just a green-eyed monster; it's a complex dance of emotions that can lead to some downright bizarre scenarios. Ever heard of a man divorcing his wife over a horse kiss? We've got that story and more. We're also tackling the intricacies of jealousy in relationships, invoking Tony and Carmella from "The Sopranos" to explore the fine line between emotional and physical infidelity. It's a candid conversation filled with personal insights and gender perspectives on this timeless struggle, and we're pulling it all apart for you.

Wrap up your day with us as we talk about conquering the beast of jealousy, offering practical tips and personal musings on keeping envy at bay. We're not shying away from uncomfortable truths, diving into how many sexual partners is too many to discuss and the buzz around Ariana Grande's latest romantic entanglement. And let's not forget, we're prepping for our next juicy segment about the skeletons we all hide away. Intrigued? You should be. So, send us your anonymous stories, and let's navigate the messy yet fascinating world of modern relationships together.

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0:26 Jealousy and Parenting Stories
9:51 Jealousy and Gender Differences
21:02 Overcoming Jealousy
28:13 Men's Responses to Relationship Questions
40:27 Episode Wrap-Up and Call for Participation
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Ding Dong! Hey there, faithful followers! Ever found yourself snuggled on the couch, a mound of tissues piling high, as the flu holds your holiday hostage? That was our reality this festive season, complete with a sick pooch and a symphony of sniffles. So grab a comfy blanket and join us for a hearty chat about the unexpected downtime during the kids' winter break and our grand scheme to make amends with a summer road trip that promises to be nothing short of legendary. Plus, we dive into the unexpectedly intriguing origins of birthday cakes and contemplate swapping our trusty Bud Ice for the allure of home-brewed beer.

Raising a glass to the uncharted territory of New Year's resolutions, we're shaking things up with a twist—Stanley Cups are no longer just for hockey fans but have become the chic accessory for beverage enthusiasts. We'll share the amusing and audacious goals you've sent in, from embracing vodka to waking up to the serene sounds of Native American flutes. And let's not forget about my buddy Uzi, with his denim hiking getup that surprisingly stole the show on our Claremont loop challenge. We're all about fostering those new habits while keeping it real when it comes to our often skewed self-images.

Finally, buckle up for a rollicking ride through the world of celebrity antics and the extraordinary lengths one tech CEO is going to turn back the clock. We'll dish out the details on Kate Winslet's loo-cated Oscar and leap into our commitment to deepening the connections with you, our cherished listeners, through weekly episodes and our 'skeletons in the closet' segments. Curiosity piqued? Anonymous confessions and life's puzzling questions are eagerly awaited on our hotline. So pour yourself a drink of choice, settle in, and let's get down to the nitty-gritty of laughter, life lessons, and a dash of unexpected wisdom.

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0:25 Rough New Year Start
6:08 New Year's Resolutions and Stanley Cups
12:45 Improving Health and Wellness Struggles
28:06 Hiking, Habits, and Attractiveness Discussion
38:26 Celebrity Gossip and Aging Reversal
45:08 Anonymous Advice and Confessions Hotline
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Ding Dong! Ever felt that swell of pride so strong it could burst your heart? Well, strap in, because we're spilling on Bubby's first ballet recital, where every pirouette and plié was a punch to the feels. We're serving up a holiday platter of personal tales, TV obsessions (hello, Tony Soprano), and Italian meat cravings, all while navigating the festive chaos that knits our family closer. And speaking of knits, let's not forget the girls' getaway to Boston—history, clams, and a chill that made us all the more grateful for each other's warmth.

Now, let's get real about decking the halls without decking someone in the face—holiday stress, we're looking at you. Our latest episode is your survival guide through the tinsel-laden trenches, complete with my hubby's ninja wrapping skills that turn gift-giving into an art form. We're tossing you our lifesaving tips and hilarious listener stories that prove we're all just one ugly sweater away from a Christmas meltdown. Plus, a shout-out to all who've expertly dodged that dreaded "When are you getting married?" question—we feel you.

We wrap up with a cozy chat about those small, shared moments that make living with others a sitcom-worthy adventure. From hair ties conducting a disappearing act to the great sock escapade and the nocturnal symphonies our loved ones serenade us with—we've covered it all. And we didn't forget those Lifetime movie castings that send us into generational shockwaves—Melissa Joan Hart, a grandma? C'mon. So, pour yourself some eggnog, and let's laugh our way through the holidays and beyond, spilling tea that's too good for TMZ but just right for us.

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00:22 Christmas Activities and Personal Updates
10:42 Surviving and Handling Holiday Stress
00:13 Surviving Family Gatherings
28:09 Surviving Holidays and Living With Others
40:25 Hair Ties, Socks, Movies, and TMZ
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Ding Dong! Ever wonder what it's like to transform your home into the neighborhood's Halloween "fun house?" That's exactly what we accomplished this year, and boy, do we have some stories to share about this spooky extravaganza! From the joy of seeing trick-or-treaters' wide-eyed amazement to the stress of last-minute candy runs, you'll get a frank, heartfelt recount of our Halloween adventure.

Next up, we put on our parent hats to talk about the struggles of raising kids in an age-conscious society. We grapple with the concept of aging while navigating the tricky waters of report cards and how, as parents, we need to honor our children's unique abilities and learning pace. But don't worry, it's not all serious. We have a laugh at our own expense as we confess our lackluster flirting skills. From flirting with security guards to misreading signals. Maybe you can relate to our flirting foibles or even pick up some tips...definitely not some tips haha!

Lastly, we tackle the contentious issue of tipping in the service industry - a divisive topic that has more angles than a geometry textbook. We dissect our views on tipping, sharing some eyebrow-raising experiences and controversial opinions on whether servers are indeed deserving of those coveted hefty tips. And to wrap things up, we extend an open invitation to our listeners to join us in future episodes - yes, that means you! Join us for a chat, a drink, and if needed, a comfy couch to crash on. We guarantee an atmosphere filled with laughter, heartfelt stories, and thought-provoking discussions. Don't miss it!

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00:00:03 Halloween Madness in Our Neighborhood
00:04:00 Birthday, Report Cards, Parenting Struggles
00:13:09 Flirting and Lack of Flirting Skills
00:16:55 Flirting Styles and Misreading Signals
00:31:36 Flirting With Shallow Deal Breakers
00:44:02 Tipping in the Service Industry Debate
00:52:51 Join Podcast, Enjoy Amenities
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Ding Dong! Have you ever had that moment when you're scrolling through social media and suddenly stumble upon your ex's profile? You know, the one you promised to stay friends with, but ended up cutting ties instead. Well, this episode is all about that. We take you through some of our October antics, like our family trip to the Myers House and a visit to the whimsical Sugar Mynt Gallery. And let’s not forget our four-year anniversary and the ongoing saga of our house remodel. And yes, we even tried our hands at Halloween costumes this year. Spoiler alert - it didn't end that way.

Let's chat about exes, shall we? We posed a simple question to you, our listeners - do you still follow your exes on social media? The responses we received were anything but expected! As we navigate through the murky waters of staying friends with an ex and the necessity of cutting off contact after a breakup, we realize that it’s not all black and white. The conversation takes an interesting turn as we discuss whether exes can truly be friends, especially when intimacy was once a part of the equation.

Hold onto your hats because the episode takes a turn towards the eerie. Your paranormal experiences and our own spine-tingling tales will have you looking over your shoulder. From inexplicable phone calls to ghostly presences, the unexplained just got a little more real. And let’s not forget our take on Britney Spears' early relationship with Justin Timberlake. We round off with an open invitation to our listeners to share their own chilling experiences and secrets. Whether you are here for some light-hearted banter, some serious relationship advice, or some spine-chilling stories, don’t miss out on this episode.

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0:09 Busy October and Funny Kid Moments
8:12 Talking About Exes and Social Media
23:42 Can Exes Really Be Friends?
37:58 Paranormal Experiences and Britney Spears Memoir
51:35 Bars, Drinks, Contacts

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