An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore Tim Bedore

Hello, 
What is it like for 6th grade boys to get their sex ed. from sex-hating Catholic nuns?  How much damage was done to our psyches?  Have you ever sat on a Malibu beach with a very attractive blonde in a string bikini who 18 months later would become a Norbertine nun?  Well, I have.  Did you know that one of the miracles St. Norbert performed that qualified him for sainthood was not being killed by a poisonous spider in his nose?  The I prove to the doubters that Gays are born gay, it is NOT a lifestyle choice. I also finally get the right SFX to act as an audio Yellow Highlighter pen.  And after getting some haters gonna' hate emails live on the air from a conservative I describe how I knew I was a liberal when I was 10.  
Why do I tell you all these stories?  I firmly believe these stories provide life lessons which will help you become a better person and thus less annoying to me.  What do you have to lose except 20:31 seconds of your day?

in this episode of An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven I try not to use sound effects and describe a fool-proof and money making plan for WORLD PEACE!  I can come up with a plan like that because I understand why we are friends with some countries and why we are not.  I also answer some listeners emailed in questions concerning if there is a religion that I could accept.  Yes, and it involves peanut butter.

As your life coach/spiritual guru I am trying to make the world a better place by helping you be less annoying to me, and thus everyone else.  And that is why I believe conservatives should not be in charge of much beyond their own lives or small businesses.  I am not saying they are bad people.  I just believe the conservative world view is a big problem.  Can liberals be idiots, too?  Of course.  Please listen to my explanation for how I arrived at this belief and then act accordingly.
I also explain why "drank the Kool-Aid" should have been "drank the Flavor-Aid" and why Ronald Reagan should be seen as a Mister Rogers who screwed the pooch.
And I tell the story about how I once had a telepathic conversation with a cow while driving to a gig, how that experience became the best comedy routine I ever did, but just for one night, and how this all relates to why conservatives should not be in charge of much.

Has your frustrated hunting dog ever gone on point on a house fly?    What would you do (other than get in touch with me, your life coach) when you daughter announces she and her boyfriend have a safe word?  Was it a mistake to go to the bars on Halloween dressed as a priest?  How do reindeer herders in Lapland "fix" or castrate the non-alpha males when they don't have vets or clinics up there?  And what does this tell us about ourselves, or specifically my wife and daughter, after we watched this on PBS?  It's a doozy of an episode.  

Have you ever had a telepathic conservation with a cow at 84 mph that turned into a great comedy routine, but just for one night?  I have.  And we can all learn a lot from hearing about this experience.  The 2nd Amendment?  What would President Bedore try to do with it? (Yes, I am still running for president)  And what I learned from seeing an 86 year old woman dressed in super expensive couture clothing as well as a blaze orange deer hunting hat in Los Angeles.  Subscribe and thrive! 

The scariest moment of my life?  The night Tony Orlando almost dragged me on stage in Vegas and made me sing one of his total crap songs.  I learned a lot from that night, and now, so can you.  I also answer some gun rights emailers concerns, talk about the worst comedy club name ever, use the analogy "as uncomfortable as a nun at an orgy" in the proper context and make the case for America's culture taking a downward turn due to one specific song becoming a #1 hit in the 70's.  Guidance and direction, it's here for the taking.  Subscribe and thrive!