Animal Fight Club Animal Fight Club

You're in a arena with 9 sets of dangerous animals.  You get to pick two to defend you, the rest will try to kill you. Which two will you pick to help you survive?

Join hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea  alongside special guest  Luke to determine the best answer for this viral animal question.

The options to pick from are:

50 hawks
10 crocodiles
3 grizzly bears
7 bulls
1 hunter w/ rifle
15 wolves
10,000 rats
5 gorillas
4 lions




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Special guest Jamie joins Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea to determine which animal would win in a fight between a Flamingo and a Peacock.


0:00 Introduction
2:59 Flamingo taxonomy and appearance
6:33 The wonders of flamingo legs
14:01 Flamingo wings and flying ability
16:08 Why flamingos are pink
20:31 The unique beaks and tongues of flamingos
26:53 How gross is crop milk
29:16 The flamingo mating dance
31:15 Flamingo society, friendships and bullies
34:52: Flamingo romance, relationships and love triangles
40:31: Erectile tissue is flamingo mouths
41:40: Flamingo families nests and nest stealing
45:01 Flamingo predators and threats
49:04 How many flamingos or peacocks could we take?
51:58 Peacock taxonomy and appearance
58:32 Peacock spurs and attack skills
1:02:45 The iconic Peacock feathers
1:06:02 Peacock predators and threats
1:07:30 Peacock eat cobras and more 
1:09:09 Peacock dancing, crowing and romantic attraction 
1:12:48 Peacock harems and mating
1:16:13 Peacock attacks on humans
1:21:00 Setting a battle location
1:22:45 The bull cases for flamingos and peacocks
1:25:52 Voting and final decision
1:27:04 Conclusion


*****Spoiler******
Peacock wins 3-1 split decision over Flamingo


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Hosts Quinn and Alexandrea return from their vacation in Morocco and join Dan to determine which animal would win in a fight between a Camel and a Zebra.


Table of Contents:


0:00 Intro
4:29 Camels in society
13:15 Camel appearance
16:26 Camel racing and robot jockeys
21:24 Camel mouths and bite power
25:36 Camels sit on their opponents
27:11 Camel kicks
29:25 The romance of Camel spitting
34:57 The amazing Camel hump
37:01 Camel adaptations for the desert
40:42 How Camels can eat cactuses
43:58 Camel social structure
47:05 Camel mating
49:55 Camel conservation
52:02 Camel attacks on humans
1:01:31 3 species of Zebras
1:05:41 Why Zebras make bad pets
1:09:20 Unique Zebra color patterns
1:11:37 Why Zebra stripes are so special
1:18:00 Zebra athleticism
1:19:23 Zebra bites
1:21:05 Zebra kicks
1:23:55 The life of a Zebra
1:29:00 Zebra threats 
1:30:01 The romantic lives of Zebras
1:38:42 Zorses, Hebras, Zedonks and Zonkys
1:42:38 Zebra attacks on humans
1:50:25: Setting a battle location
1:59:58 The bull case for Zebra and Camel
2:06:08 Battle Decision
2:08:02 Conclusion


*****Spoiler******


Zebra wins 2-1 split decision over Camel


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Hosts Quinn and Alexandrea are vacationing in Morocco so Dan brings in special guests Nicky and Gina to help determine which animal would win in a fight between a Sloth and a Koala. 

Table Of Contents:

0:00 Intro
2:22 Buffon's description of sloths
4:00 Sloth taxonomy and appearance
9:08 Sloth speed 
12:29 Sloth metabolism
15:08 Sloth Diet
17:10 Sloth stomachs, farts and poops
25:07 Sloth fur
28:15 Sloth eyesight
29:17 Sloth strength
34:15 Sloths survive huge falls
37:49 Sloth bites
39:51 Sloth claws
41:47 Sloth mating
50:41 Sloth threats
52:58 Koala fun facts
57:01 Koala taxonomy
59:41 Koala diet and digestion
1:04:14 Koala threats predators
1:06:05 Koala mobility
1:09:31 Koala mating behaviors
1:12:36 Koala private parts
1:15:51 Koala stds
1:21:09 Battle intro
1:27:50 Bull case for a Koala and Sloth
1:30:03 Battle decision
1:34:52 Conclusion
1:36:20 Gina’s cancer story
*****Spoiler******
Sloth wins 2-1 split decision over Koala
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Hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea determine which animal would win in a fight between a Sea Otter and a Beaver. 


Table Of Contents:
0:00 Introduction
1:44 Otters and Mustelids
3:13 Sea Otter size and appearance
6:05 Sea Otter fur
8:25: Sea Otter poaching and conservation
12:48 Sea Otter would dominate an eating compitition
22:16 Sea Otter water prowess
27:20 Sea Otters put rocks on their bellies.
29:22 Sea Otter teeth and bite
30:08 Sea Otter claws and paws
31:30 Sea Otter rafts
33:00 Sea Otter romance and red flags
36:19 How pollution affects Sea Otters sex lives
37:52 Sea Otter parenting
39:44 Sea Otter natural predators
40:40 Owls killing humans
42:33 Grading Hollywood's depictions of Sea Otters
49:10 Beaver size and appearance
52:58 Beaver speed and agility
56:38: Beavers have metal teeth
101:00 Stanley the Beaver
104:21 Beaver defenses 
110:50 Beavers eat wood
115:18 Beaver reproduction is weird
121:11 Beavers are master builders
124:38 Beaver conservation
126:30 Beaver attacks
131:10 Sea Otter v Beaver Battle
137:55 Bull case for the Sea Otter
138:22 Bull case for the Beaver
141:52 Naming a winner
142:36 Conclusion 

*****Spoiler******

Sea Otters wins 3-0 decision over Beaver


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Hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea are joined by special guest host Rob and live audience member Noah to determine which animal would win in a fight between a Saltwater Crocodile and a Great White Shark. 
Table Of Contents:
0:00 Introduction
4:16 Saltwater crocodile size
8:35 Crocodile vs Alligator
10:02 Crocodile Bite Force
13:25 Crocodile Speed
18:52 Crocodile Armor
22:58 Crocodile Hunting Style
32: 26 Crocodile Romance
43:05 WW2 Croc attack on Ramree Island
47:45 Crocodile attack of American model Ginger Meadows
55:35 Great White Shark size
59:01 Great White Shark speed
1:05:06 Great White Shark bite
1:21:20 Orcas hunting Great Whites
1:26:05 The sex lives of Great Whites
1:30:30 WW2 Shark attack on the USS Indianapolis
1:33:21 Cases of man eating sharks
1:35:15 Battle - Initial thoughts
1:36:46 Battle Location
1:50:24 Noah settles tiebreaker
1:53:01 Conclusion

*****Spoiler******

Great White Shark wins 3-2 decision over Saltwater Crocodile
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