ARRTI 98:Archie's Bachelor Pad for Guys who are Cool and Fine and Good(S5:E11‪)‬ A Riverdale Runs Through It

It’s time for the annual ”We need to stuff this episode more full of things than a Thanksgiving Turkey” portion of this season of Riverdale. Tabitha and Betty trip balls to try to find Jughead, it turns out Jughead is beaten up in Sketch Alley with his old mentor Doc who he saves and redeems himself and goes off to find trauma in New York. Archie has a million jobs in this episode including Bounty Hunter and Batman as he rounds up ex-cons for money and drops into a dangerous situation to save Hirame and Veronica’s big rock. Veronica gets a Hope Diamond-Sized Opal to pay off her Bad Chaddy and get out of her bad Marriage, then gets it stolen by former criminals and has it returned by Archie being Batman. Turns out Penelope founded a maple-based religion around Jason in jail and is holding services twice a week OUTSIDE OF JAIL and Cheryl wrestles with the fact that her mother has completely lost her mind. Hit us up don’t the internet if you want or send us an email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, become Batman just to see what happens, and Don’t Fuck Veronica(she’s married)!

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